Alitu<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast]]>en-uspodcast81379be2-59ab-5bd7-b158-fb24c67c56a1https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.comserialdohnoki23@gmail.comDavid OhnokiDavid OhnokiDavid Ohnokitrue2faae086-7c44-4d36-97c8-7bfceac60cbb<![CDATA[Gore-Gore All MANtaur!; Katia Loses Fingers & War Mage Loses Head / DCC Book 3, Chapters 11 - 13]]>This week, we cover Chapters 11, 12, and 13 of The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook — DCC Book 3.

Dave and Emi dive into a BBB Boss Battle, finally get a conductor’s key, watch Katia lose some fingers — but don’t worry, Carl’s got her back (pack) — and help finish off some flesh blankets and war mages on the dismemberment-limited train. And finally we get some sponsors! Carl gets a neural enhancer from the Valtay - whats this about portals?

Want to join the discussion? Come hang out with the community at r/DavesFirstCrawl.

]]>Thu, 14 May 2026 16:34:33 GMT01:47:07https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/2faae086-7c44-4d36-97c8-7bfceac60cbbfull3355trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhisera872c0d9-1bf8-45a4-89e5-68c340b4bac3<![CDATA[Dirty Shirley's + Frost Maidens = a Cold Blooded Body Count | DCC Book 3, Ch. 8–10]]>And this is why we don’t let Donut drink unsupervised! Covering chapters 8, 9 & 10 of "The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook" (DCC Book 3), Dave and Emi dive into the mysteries of the cookbook & cover a long awaited reunion with some "old" friends. A night out at the Desperado Club goes sideways fast: Frost magic flies, Donut crosses a line she can’t uncross, and Carl takes a high-stakes spin at the Casino.

Don't forget to stick around for "What Grinds My Gears?" for a Dave's First Crawl debut and very special guest.

Want to join the discussion? Come hang out with the community at r/DavesFirstCrawl.

]]>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 04:32:26 GMT01:40:10https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/a872c0d9-1bf8-45a4-89e5-68c340b4bac3full3344trueDavid Ohnokid3ca6e68-29c7-43cd-9d82-d5db423afe93<![CDATA[Mordecai Gets Banished & the Anarchist Cookbook Revealed | DCC Book 3, Ch. 6–7]]>Join hosts Dave and Emi (Eric) as we grind some cornets, crack open fan prize boxes, and...oh yeah - Mordecai gets banished! Plus, Katia gets a mohawk, and the Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook finally reveals what it really is. Let’s burn it all down. Choo choo, crawlers.

Want to join the discussion? Come hang out with the community at r/DavesFirstCrawl.

]]>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 22:21:07 GMT01:38:35https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/d3ca6e68-29c7-43cd-9d82-d5db423afe93full3333trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser4f8e3135-96b2-4e2c-bf53-f271f19c6495<![CDATA[We Got Fire Ants in the Pants! | DCC Book 3, Chapters 3–5]]>Join hosts Dave and Emi (Eric) as they honor Brandon — RIP, you absolute hero. Then it’s full speed ahead into chaos: breaking into the conductor’s room, finding a reward room, lighting Vernon on fire, and mowing down mobs along the way. Choo choo, crawlers.

Want to join the discussion? Come hang out with the community at r/DavesFirstCrawl.

]]>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:53:29 GMT01:44:12https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/4f8e3135-96b2-4e2c-bf53-f271f19c6495full3322trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser16b2ad67-c302-4554-a3a4-84990ed6a392<![CDATA[Book 3 Begins! The Iron Tangle Choo Choo! | DCC Ch. 1–2]]>Join hosts Dave and Emi (Eric) as we arrive on Floor 4 and enter the chaos of the IRON TANGLE. The crew survives their first train ride, runs into Dreks and Jikininki and promptly squishes their way through the mayhem while constructing a superfortress to stay alive. And yes — Carl finally gets a train conductor hat.

Want to join the discussion? Come hang out with the community at r/DavesFirstCrawl.

]]>Fri, 13 Feb 2026 12:13:00 GMT01:51:53https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/16b2ad67-c302-4554-a3a4-84990ed6a392full3311trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhisera896b1c0-81be-456b-b716-93f0d024ddd1<![CDATA[Season 2 Epilogue + Bonus Content — Wrap It Up! (DCC Epilogue + Backstage Part 2)]]>We survived the 3rd floor—barely. Join Dave and Emi (Eric) as we finish Dungeon Crawler Carl: Book 2 – Carl’s Doomsday Scenario, dig into the bonus content from Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret, and unpack Odette’s behind-the-scenes revelations. Celestial boxes are on the table… or maybe not. It’s chaotic. It’s spoilery. Hit play.

]]>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 11:32:00 GMT01:46:24https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/a896b1c0-81be-456b-b716-93f0d024ddd1full2288trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser6f7974a4-ee39-4892-904a-12f6a3afaef2<![CDATA[Boom Goes the Lich! Quest: Get Unfucked! DCC Book 2 Ch. 23-25]]>Dave and Emi (Eric) are back breaking down Carl’s Doomsday Scenario chapters 23–25, where the cursed hooker quest finally makes sense, a lich gets absolutely deleted, and survival turns into full-on panic mode. We meet some new crawlers, crank the stakes to 11, and yes—Emi once again cannot shut up about Carl’s massive dong.

]]>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 02:30:12 GMT01:38:51https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/6f7974a4-ee39-4892-904a-12f6a3afaef2full2277trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser55cadc1f-077e-41db-915d-1013bddcf3f6<![CDATA[Enter Katia Grim + The Beanie Babies go....BOOM! (DCC Book 2: Chapters 20–22)]]>Dave and Emi return to discuss the fall-out from the failed assassination attempt on Carl & Donut by Prince Stalwart, the siege of the 201st Security division headquarters, and an explosive saboteur attack on the capitol building of the Magistrate of the Medium Sky Fowl Settlement. Also, we meet Katia Grim, our newest addition to the party of "The Royal Court of Princess Donut." Plus, the holidays suck, the weather (in Dallas during the holidays) sucks, and the US legal system most certainly sucks.

]]>HQ of the Princess Posse Fan ClubSun, 04 Jan 2026 00:00:38 GMT01:44:50https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/55cadc1f-077e-41db-915d-1013bddcf3f6full2266trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric (&quot;Emi&quot;) Emenhiserae3855f7-6860-4513-93f7-681056b6a79c<![CDATA[DANGER ZONE with Ripper Wanton — The Skull Empire Attacks! (DCC Book 2: Chapters 18–19)]]>Dave and Eric (Emi) are back with Book 2, Chapters 18–19! Carl, Donut, and Mongo go searching for Magistrate Fetherfall, only to walk straight into a zombie beatdown because of course they do. Then it’s off to a round table with Ripper, a first meeting with Hekkla, and Carl casually lighting the fuse on a full-blown rebellion… right as the Skull Empire decides today’s a great day to strike.

]]>Thu, 11 Dec 2025 20:21:45 GMT01:28:41https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/ae3855f7-6860-4513-93f7-681056b6a79cfull2255trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiseraa0b0236-bd1e-4cd5-8340-31b790824091<![CDATA[You Can Find Me in the (Desperado) Club! Plus Dead Hookers! (DCC Book 2: Chapters 14–17)]]>Join hosts Dave and Eric (Emi) as we finally crash the MF Desperado Club! We meet Quint — half-Djinn, half-garbage scowl, and 100% chaos. Then things get wild: dead hookers, a fallen hero (RIP Gum-Gum, you will be avenged!), and some seriously terrifying floating head's. Krasue, you scary as hell! And Featherfall? You sketchy bastard. Yeah, we’re calling you out.

]]>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 16:52:22 GMT01:40:17https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/aa0b0236-bd1e-4cd5-8340-31b790824091full2244trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser3c386aac-8575-4cf7-85b5-5fc8771bdaae<![CDATA[Grimaldi’s Huge Vine & Mongo’s Hero Moment! (DCC Book 2: Ch. 10–13)]]>🎪 Step right up, crawlers! Join hosts Dave and Emi (Eric) as we charge into Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 2, Chapters 10–13! We hit Grimaldi’s twisted circus, snack on a few mind-controlling worms, and watch Carl and Signet patch things up—sort of. Meanwhile, Mongo goes full beast mode to save Donut from the Street Urchins, and then it’s off to the Desperado Club, baby—because we’re going clubbin’!

]]>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 23:00:28 GMT01:38:55https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/3c386aac-8575-4cf7-85b5-5fc8771bdaaefull2233trueDavid Ohnokia435a697-26e8-437a-a7c0-09713172fa04<![CDATA[Signet Battle Squad Assemble: Attack on the Clowns! DCC Book 2: Ch 6-9 (nice).]]>Join hosts Dave and Emi (Eric) as we dive into Carl’s Doomsday Scenario, chapters 6–9 (nice). Carl’s on his own, Mongo’s in full guard-dog mode, and yes—there’s a roller-skating bear. Our hero takes on Grimaldi’s twisted circus with Signet’s tattoo army in one of the wildest arcs yet!

]]>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 14:22:48 GMT01:41:31https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/a435a697-26e8-437a-a7c0-09713172fa04full2222trueDavid Ohnokic6b84c15-68df-45ff-b1b4-481494f894b9<![CDATA[Welcome to the Over City: Please Mind the Lemurs! (DCC Book 2, Ch. 1–5)]]>The dungeon expands, the stakes rise, and the clowns… are horrifying. In this episode, Dave and Eric kick off Book 2 of Dungeon Crawler Carl, covering Chapters 1–5 of Carl’s Doomsday Scenario. From choosing races and classes to Morteci’s legendary bender, the Overcity wastes no time reminding us that survival is going to be a bloody circus.

]]>Sat, 20 Sep 2025 22:55:14 GMT01:38:32https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/c6b84c15-68df-45ff-b1b4-481494f894b9full2211trueDavid Ohnoki6c32a980-3592-4a06-958e-3eb610550c6e<![CDATA[NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Season 1 Recap!]]>Hosts Dave and Emi (Eric) have finished Book 1! 🎉 Join us as we recap our favorite moments and crawlers while looking back on the wild journey through the first two floors of the dungeon. We’ll tackle some rapid-fire questions, peek ahead at what’s coming in Book 2, and dive into the bonus side story Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret!

]]>Sat, 13 Sep 2025 01:19:06 GMT01:21:43https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/6c32a980-3592-4a06-958e-3eb610550c6efull111111trueDavid Ohnokia9c601df-264f-4288-bc27-50305f36f355<![CDATA["And a Wild Mongo Appears!" ]]>New Achievement! Dave and Emi wrap up the closing sequences of Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 1....doing so in style we might add. Mongo is quite pleased!

In chapters 44, 45, 46, 47 & Epilogue, we encounter our last boss battle (a diseased rodent on red bull), Donut wins a most prized pet, and we get a surprise Agatha appearance at the tail end of floor 2. Our hosts dive straight into the action & dissect the many mysteries of the Dungeon - notably: Why does Donut love Oasis?

We also talk about what's next for the pod, and close out with some of our most rage fueled segments yet for "What grinds our gears?" Be there for this one. Will be wild!

]]>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 17:34:58 GMT01:46:00https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/a9c601df-264f-4288-bc27-50305f36f355full111010trueDavid Ohnoki &#x26; Eric Emenhiser5343ab34-2e8e-456c-b696-90d2da7384dd<![CDATA[Glurp Glurp Piglets, the Maestro Has Arrived!]]>Dave and Eric (Emi) return to break down Chapters 41–43: the rage elemental falls, Meadowlark is saved, and just when Carl and Donut think they can breathe, the Maestro crashes the party. This orc with an ego—and a bloodthirsty teen fanbase—turns murder and mayhem into prime-time entertainment. But when his twisted show targets our heroes, Carl and Donut fight back the only way they know how: with chaos, rebellion, and a whole lot of attitude.

]]>Sat, 16 Aug 2025 15:32:19 GMT01:24:40https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/5343ab34-2e8e-456c-b696-90d2da7384ddfull1199trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser384a1b2b-61fc-435b-b2df-24c35f7deacc<![CDATA[Rage Against the Elemental! ]]>Jack, noooo! In this episode of Dave's First Crawl: A Dungeon Crawler Carl podcast, Dave and Emi follow Carl and Donut through their most daring feat... taking on a level 93 Elemental from the 13th Floor. We suffer some gut wrenching crawler casualties, share in some eulogies, and our heroes pull off the unthinkable. Also follow your favorite DCC podcast hosts who discuss getting over certain unhealthy addictions, Dave's culinary exploits, and Emi's displeasure with ants.

]]>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 14:07:16 GMT01:23:10https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/384a1b2b-61fc-435b-b2df-24c35f7deaccfull1188trueDavid Ohnoki469abfd6-8f39-4f9b-9ff9-965151574e0f<![CDATA[Can I See the Manager? A Krakaren appears!]]>Sat, 02 Aug 2025 22:13:13 GMT01:33:12https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/469abfd6-8f39-4f9b-9ff9-965151574e0ffull1177trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser28fb91be-b053-4b68-92ce-6ad11468ca65<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast: Episode 6]]>Join our hosts Dave and Eric (“Emi”) as we dive into Chapters 26–30! Our heroes team up with the Meadowlark party and MEAT the big ball of swine in an epic neighborhood boss battle! There will be blood in this one—and maybe even a tuskling dominatrix with a strap-on dildo (you’ve been warned).

Next, Doughnut’s biggest dream comes true as Carl and Donut are finally interviewed—and she laps it up! Finally, the party ascends to Level 2 of the dungeon, and loot upgrades abound!

]]>Sat, 12 Jul 2025 22:19:23 GMT01:14:14https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/28fb91be-b053-4b68-92ce-6ad11468ca65full1166trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser22f2f0ba-299c-4f75-aa2f-2d64a7c511af<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast: Episode 5]]>Join our hosts Dave and Eric ("Emi") as we dive through Chapters 21-25, where our fateful heroes discover their first stairwell to the 2nd level of the dungeon which is blocked by a looming threat. Carl and Princess Donut also meet up with some potential allies, some of them able bodied fighters and others not so much. We encounter our third boss battle, which lends itself to some touching and humorous moments. You may also learn a few things on this episode about the connections between physical fitness and mental health...and that it's not so healthy to get "handsy" with one's self while wearing spiky enchanted war gauntlets.

]]>Tue, 24 Jun 2025 19:41:04 GMT01:09:26https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/22f2f0ba-299c-4f75-aa2f-2d64a7c511affull1155trueDavid Ohnokiaacc371c-ed06-42d1-b131-152c00c07a41<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast: Episode 4]]>Join hosts Dave and Eric for humorous exchanges and life updates as we delve into the intricacies of 'Dungeon Crawler Carl,' chapters 16-20 highlighting Carl and Donut's interactions with goblins, their delight in explosives, the mechanics of their new Goblin Copper Chopper, and their first run in with fellow crawlers! Eric shares his excitement for the Indiana Pacers' impressive NBA Finals run. The episode culminates with a reflection on the book's social commentary, examining the parallels it draws with contemporary societal structures and issues.

]]>Sat, 07 Jun 2025 23:06:47 GMT00:54:39https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/aacc371c-ed06-42d1-b131-152c00c07a41full1144trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser0e1b96af-77a9-4dd3-a251-e997b7afd3d6<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast: Episode 3]]>Tue, 03 Jun 2025 18:10:37 GMT01:05:01https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/0e1b96af-77a9-4dd3-a251-e997b7afd3d6full1133trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser1675745d-6295-4077-988a-9ed1c4882b3a<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast: Episode 2]]>Join hosts Dave and Eric as we continue our dungeon crawl! In this episode we explore chapters 6-10 of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Levels are gained, loot is obtained, and there may or may not be a lava spitting BAD LLAMA!

]]>Sat, 31 May 2025 01:31:43 GMT01:06:31https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/1675745d-6295-4077-988a-9ed1c4882b3afull1122trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser89a3ebe2-a16b-4c1b-886d-515c8018a13a<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast: Episode 1]]>Join us as we launch our first podcast! Here we dive into the first 5 chapters of the Dungeon Crawler Carl universe. Each week we will read through and explore the dungeons, for Dave it will be his first time though as Eric acts as his guide and experinced dungeon hand.

]]>Thu, 15 May 2025 17:40:41 GMT00:34:22https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/89a3ebe2-a16b-4c1b-886d-515c8018a13afull1111trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiserdd2b695c-2dc8-4737-bf6b-da2278eaf020<![CDATA[Dave’s First Crawl - a Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast]]>Hello and welcome to the Dungeon! Join hosts Dave and Eric as we dive into the series of Dungeon Crwaler Carl, Dave for the first time and Eric for another time as he introduces and acts as the dungeon guide to Dave! So buckle up, here we go!

]]>Thu, 15 May 2025 17:37:54 GMT00:05:39https://davesfirstcrawl.alitu.com/episode/dd2b695c-2dc8-4737-bf6b-da2278eaf020trailer11trueDavid Ohnoki, Eric Emenhiser