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G lightens it up with a hilarious throwback story from one of her teenage jobs that proves she’s been dealing with chaos her entire life.</p><p>But of course, Steve can’t help himself and spirals into yet another passionate tangent — this time about car lines, human incompetence, and why society might actually be doomed.</p><p>He also revisits one of his own past jobs, reminding everyone that he’s lived at least nine different lives.</p><p>They somehow pull it together at the end with real, honest, and surprisingly useful marriage truths — the kind nobody tells you, but everyone needs to hear.</p><p>Rants. Stories. Marriage. Chaos.</p><p>Just another normal day in The Steve &amp; G Sh!tshow.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2026 13:53:47 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:35:46</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/e18936f4-f699-4d44-b79b-2bf6d580c183</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/e18936f4-f699-4d44-b79b-2bf6d580c183.mp3?t=1772200428000" length="51495719" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">51b4641f-467b-4528-8250-95b40f516bde</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Ep. 10: Unfortunate Truths About Marriage]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Ep. 10: Unfortunate Truths About Marriage]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 10 is fully unhinged—and painfully accurate and lots of random sh!t to discuss. </p><p>Steve kicks things off by revisiting one of his early jobs bartending at TGI Fridays, which somehow spirals into modern cars trying to drive for you, dumb deer, highway trucks, and the realization that the term <em>“best friend”</em> is wildly temporary.</p><p>From there, things escalate.</p><p>We hit <strong>Unhinged But Accurate Sh!t</strong>, ask the hard questions in <strong>Do You Care?</strong>, and then dive headfirst into the <strong>Unfortunate Truths About a Lasting Marriage</strong>—with jokes, because crying isn’t good for the microphones.</p><p>If you’re married, thinking about marriage, or just here to feel better about your own relationship… this episode is for you.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2026 23:29:39 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:37:31</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/51b4641f-467b-4528-8250-95b40f516bde</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/51b4641f-467b-4528-8250-95b40f516bde.mp3?t=1770420580000" length="54032043" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">f439d304-bbc7-499e-8f74-f3920668f004</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Anyway… Right? (Baby Goats, Bike Lanes, Spreaders & Cutters)]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Anyway… Right? (Baby Goats, Bike Lanes, Spreaders & Cutters)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>If you can count how many times <strong>G says “Anyway”</strong> and <strong>Steve says “Right,”</strong> you <em>might</em> win a prize (or at least our respect).</p><p>This episode goes completely off the rails—as usual. Steve launches into multiple passionate rampages, including <strong>baby goats</strong> (yes, actual goats) and <strong>bikers who refuse to stay in the bike lane</strong>. Meanwhile, G takes a trip down memory lane, sharing stories from one of her old jobs in <strong>Manhattan</strong>, including the daily chaos of riding the <strong>subway</strong>.</p><p>Of course, Steve can’t let that slide without contributing his own “Subway” story—though his version involves a very different kind of foot traffic.</p><p>It’s unhinged, oddly nostalgic, mildly judgmental, and extremely on brand.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:41:09</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/f439d304-bbc7-499e-8f74-f3920668f004</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/f439d304-bbc7-499e-8f74-f3920668f004.mp3?t=1769530976000" length="59257049" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">72aa19de-0d1f-4463-83f0-bdd009571639</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Marriage, Football Chaos & the Art of Not Being Liked]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Marriage, Football Chaos & the Art of Not Being Liked]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>In Episode 8 of <em>The Steve &amp; G Sh!tshow</em>, Steve and G break down football updates, questionable NFL bracket logic, and the chaos that comes with watching sports as a household.</p><p>Other Useful &amp; Unimportant Information:</p><ul><li>Letting go of worrying about being liked</li><li>Real talk on adulthood and personality differences</li><li>Everyday relationship annoyances (yes, including farting)</li><li>More Unhinged but Accurate Shit</li><li>Another chapter in Steve’s long list of past jobs</li><li>Marriage realities: harmony, conflict, and repair</li><li>Fun, revealing questions for couples</li></ul>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2026 20:07:34 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:43:49</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/72aa19de-0d1f-4463-83f0-bdd009571639</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/72aa19de-0d1f-4463-83f0-bdd009571639.mp3?t=1768680455000" length="63102303" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">9bda642e-7f7b-4335-b1f3-fab55e69f50e</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Unhinged But Accurate Sh!t]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Unhinged But Accurate Sh!t]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Steve and G spiral (again)—starting with a little college football talk before jumping straight into their newest segment: <strong>Unhinged But Accurate Sh*t</strong>, where opinions are loud, confident, and questionably correct.</p><p>Steve completely loses it over <strong>open mic night</strong>, passionately explains an upcoming <strong>family trip to Pensacola</strong>, and remains fully convinced the show has a sponsor (it does not). G, meanwhile, provides nonstop eye rolls, huffs, puffs, and zero interest in hearing any of it.</p><p>To close things out, Steve and G <strong>switch lives for a day</strong>, proving once and for all that neither is remotely prepared for the other’s reality.</p><p>Chaos, delusion, and accuracy collide—unsponsored, as always.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2026 20:25:45 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:33:55</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/9bda642e-7f7b-4335-b1f3-fab55e69f50e</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/9bda642e-7f7b-4335-b1f3-fab55e69f50e.mp3?t=1767990346000" length="48845355" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">1fc39625-e47e-4771-b3dd-f788ad444e64</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[College Football, Marriage Tips & Steve Losing His Sh*t]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[College Football, Marriage Tips & Steve Losing His Sh*t]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week on <strong>The Steve &amp; G Sh!tshow</strong>, it’s organized chaos (emphasis on chaos).</p><p>We kick things off with <strong>college football playoff madness</strong>, breaking down everything that went down with the <strong>Miami Hurricanes</strong>, the Ohio State matchup, and all the opinions that come with it — because obviously everyone’s an expert.</p><p>Then we pivot (hard) into <strong>marriage tips</strong>, where advice is given, questioned, and occasionally yelled. Steve is fired up (shocking, we know), G is rolling her eyes, and somehow it still turns into something useful… maybe.</p><p>We also talk <strong>New Year’s goals for the show</strong>, what we actually want to do differently in 2025, and what we’re <em>definitely</em> pretending we’ll follow through on.</p><p>Somewhere in the middle, Steve revisits <strong>one of the million jobs he had when he was younger</strong>, proving once again that his résumé is basically a Mad Lib.</p><p>Add in:</p><ul><li>Steve yelling (a lot)</li><li>G’s elite-level eye rolls</li><li>A slight <strong>open mic night update</strong></li><li>And plenty of side-tracking</li></ul><p>… and you’ve got another classic Sh!tshow episode.</p><p>🎧 Listen, laugh, and judge us quietly from your car.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2026 02:43:57 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:29:55</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/1fc39625-e47e-4771-b3dd-f788ad444e64</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/1fc39625-e47e-4771-b3dd-f788ad444e64.mp3?t=1767753838000" length="43079706" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">d0b1197f-873a-446e-a162-23600ecdfd63</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Steve & G's Christmas Gift List is here!]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Steve & G's Christmas Gift List is here!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The holidays are here… which means routines are out the window, sarcasm is at an all-time high, and patience is running on fumes.</p><p>In this episode, Steve takes us inside the <em>absolute circus</em> that is his gym lately (because of course there are shenanigans), followed by <strong>yet another</strong> update in the ongoing Tom Brady cloning saga—at this point, we’re just accepting it as fact. And we cant forget Steve's amazing story on Holiday Party etiquette.</p><p>G shares some <em>actually useful</em> (and mildly judgmental) gift-giving ideas, while Steve and G repeatedly attempt—and fail—to stay on topic. Expect constant sidetracks, raised voices, holiday sarcasm, and G yelling more than once.</p><p>It’s festive. It’s chaotic. 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From midlife fitness experiments to Tom Brady updates and the harsh reality of making friends after 45, this episode is peak Steve-and-G chaos.</p><h2><strong>What We Get Into</strong></h2><p>🎃 <strong>Pumpkin Ricotta Cookie-gate</strong></p><p>🎒 <strong>Rucking: The New Midlife Fitness Trend</strong></p><p>🏈 <strong>The Mandatory Tom Brady Update</strong></p><p>🧑‍🤝‍🧑 <strong>Trying to Make Friends at 45</strong></p><p>🎄 <strong>Christmas Lights &amp; Seasonal Chaos</strong></p><p></p>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2025 15:53:23 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:22:11</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/23436bc5-0571-4862-87c7-2339e50daa6b</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/23436bc5-0571-4862-87c7-2339e50daa6b.mp3?t=1769528353000" length="31954062" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">cc625706-15b7-40dd-8c75-eb435175ba35</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Things that Piss Steve Off and G is Tired of Hearing About It]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Things that Piss Steve Off and G is Tired of Hearing About It]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <strong>The Steve &amp; G Sh!tshow</strong>, Steve unloads his ever-growing list of life’s daily irritations—while G tries (and fails) to keep him on track. From ridiculous commercials to grown adults dressing up on Halloween to the tragic life cycle of a freezer-burned kingfish, this episode is peak midlife chaos.</p><h3><strong>What We Get Into:</strong></h3><ul><li>🎤 <strong>Steve’s ongoing battle with the microphone</strong></li><li>📺 <strong>Commercials that personally offend Steve</strong></li><li>🧢 <strong>Steve losing 47 items per day</strong></li><li><strong>and much more chaos...</strong></li></ul><p></p>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2025 13:03:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:29:18</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/cc625706-15b7-40dd-8c75-eb435175ba35</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/cc625706-15b7-40dd-8c75-eb435175ba35.mp3?t=1764248581000" length="42186418" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">8e5db166-690b-4289-8810-f909878eabf9</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Football Fumbles and Knight Rider Rumbles]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Football Fumbles and Knight Rider Rumbles]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Steve and G kick off Episode 2 with their signature blend of chaos and comedy — tackling football frustrations, Jets heartbreaks, and Dolphins drama before spiraling into Dusty Slay’s stand-up, Knight Rider nostalgia, and tons of randomness. Welcome to love, life, and laughter after 45 — unfiltered, uncensored, and unexpectedly deep.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2025 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:22:43</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/8e5db166-690b-4289-8810-f909878eabf9</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/8e5db166-690b-4289-8810-f909878eabf9.mp3?t=1762437601000" length="21813388" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>Created and hosted by Steve &amp;#x26; G</itunes:author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">aa005d96-2834-4de5-b358-3340790a09f8</guid><itunes:title><![CDATA[Red Flags]]></itunes:title><title><![CDATA[Red Flags]]></title><description><![CDATA[<h2>What You’ll Hear in This Episode:</h2><ul><li>🚩 The messy wing-sauce first impression at Bokampers</li><li>🚩 The sippy cup and baby seat moment that almost ended it before it began</li><li>🚩 Why salsa ramekin-licking counts as a “red flag”</li><li>🏡 From broke to building a life together: apartments, townhomes, and milestones</li><li>👀 The brutal (but funny) truths about marriage after 45</li></ul><h2>🔗 Links &amp; Extras</h2><ul><li>Follow us on Instagram: <strong><a href="#" target="_blank">@SteveAndGShitShow</a></strong></li><li>Share your own “red flag” stories with us!</li></ul><h4>Subscribe so you don’t miss Episode 2: <strong>Football Fumbles and Knight Rider Rumbles </strong>🏈💥</h4>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2025 20:08:17 GMT</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:26:19</itunes:duration><link>https://stevegshitshow.alitu.com/episode/aa005d96-2834-4de5-b358-3340790a09f8</link><enclosure url="https://feeds.alitu.com/27210490/aa005d96-2834-4de5-b358-3340790a09f8.mp3?t=1760645298000" length="25272556" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure><itunes:summary><![CDATA[From wing sauce to wedding vows, Steve and G kick off their very first podcast by spilling the story of how they met — red flags and all. 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