Dying to Retire Podcast

#043: My Guatemala Residency Appointment, RENAP, Uber, and El Salvador's Mega Prison

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:05:10 GMT

In this episode, I walk you through my actual residency appointment at Guatemalan immigration — start to finish, what it looked like on the ground, how long it took, and what happened when RENAP put the wrong birthday on my DPI. Then I get into Uber in Guatemala, what most Westerners need to get over before they get in one of those cars, and one driver who used a 45-minute rush-hour ride to explain to me why he preferred meth over cocaine. After that I get into something that's been genuinely pissing me off — the libertarian think-tank obsession with gutting boomer and retiree wealth.

These groups are getting face time with elected politicians, and unless people are willing to call out the bullshit loudly and often, they keep operating without pushback. I close out with El Salvador's CECOT supermax prison. A liberal British journalist toured it, talked to the people who actually lived under gang rule for decades, and couldn't find a single person unhappy that the gangsters are behind bars permanently. Funny how that part didn't make the headline. Compassion for the victims, not the victimizers.

UK Daily Mail article on El Salvador’s CECOT Super Max Prison: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15833361/Richard-Madeley-El-Salvador-brutal-mega-jail.html

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#042: She Wasn't Ready for Guatemala, Bank of Mom and Dad, and Then Some!

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 10:03:08 GMT

In this episode, I discuss my niece's reaction to both the house being built and the community of the gated community outside of Antigua, Guatemala. Then I get into the Bank of Mom and Dad problem for retirees, a state-by-state retirement cost breakdown that explains why the expat conversation is growing on both sides of the aisle, and a take on a study claiming the best aphrodisiac for women is watching her husband take out the trash. I read the study and keyed in on what the article’s feminist author tried to bury. Guess what? Traditional couples are thriving. Funny how that didn't make the headline.

How much do you need to retire: https://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finance/how-much-do-you-need-retire-state-by-state-breakdown

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#041: Update on Casa Douglas - Building in Guatemala, Social Security Changes and Then Some!

Tue, 26 May 2026 10:02:00 GMT

In this episode, I cover a construction update on Casa Douglas — the retirement home going up outside Antigua, Guatemala — a Covey-based tool I built to help those thinking about retiring abroad stop wasting time on the wrong videos and online content, and the Social Security proposal that has me rethinking when to file.

Plus: a family event, a Gen Z teacher, and a Wicked reference that should concern all of us. Unfiltered, as always.

Social Security six-figure cap proposal: https://www.crfb.org/sixfigurelimit

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#040: How U.S.-Born Kids Can Get Guatemalan Citizenship (Step by Step)!

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 01:30:21 GMT

Can your U.S.-born child get Guatemalan citizenship? The answer is YES—and in this episode of *Dying to Retire*, I walk you through the process step by step.

This video was inspired by a viewer’s question and my own family’s situation. My wife’s nieces and nephews were born in the United States, but their parents are Guatemalan. Like many families, they wanted to know if their kids could claim Guatemalan nationality.

In this episode, you’ll learn:

✔️ What “jus sanguinis” means (citizenship by bloodline)

✔️ The exact process to apply for Guatemalan citizenship for children

✔️ The benefits of dual nationality (like visa-free travel)

✔️ Pitfalls to avoid and what documents you’ll need

✔️ Bonus: eligibility for grandchildren too!

📍 Helpful Links & Contacts

Consulate of Guatemala (Maryland) 979 Rollins Ave, Rockville, MD 20852 (240) 485-5050 email: consmaryland@minex.gob.gt Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/consmarylandgt

Ministry of Foreign Affairs: https://www.minex.gob.gt

👨‍👩‍👧 If you’re part of a Guatemalan family living abroad—or just curious about how dual citizenship works—this episode is for you.

👉 Subscribe for more practical insights on retirement, residency, and family life in Guatemala.

#039: The Toilet Upgrade Every Retired Guy Should Know!

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 15:34:57 GMT

Living with IBS or Crohn’s can make bathroom visits tough, but a simple upgrade can bring real relief. A bidet, like the Kohler model, offers a gentle, effective solution to enhance your comfort and health. I’m just a retired guy on the exciting journey to Guatemala residency, and like many expats and slow travelers, I’m hunting for the perfect dream retirement home in Central America. But trust me, nothing ruins a Guatemalan dream home like a smelly bathroom! In this video, I’ll share how installing a bidet can transform your well-being. From using less toilet paper to fewer trips to the waste basket, this easy upgrade can revolutionize your daily routine. If you’re an expat pursuing residency in Guatemala or dreaming of retiring in Latin America, this video is for you. Discover how a bidet can be a game-changer for your elderly wellness and take your bathroom experience to the next level in your new Guatemalan home.

If you found this video helpful, please hit the like button and subscribe for more tips!

Kohler PureWash M100 Manual Elongated Bidet Attachment For Toilet Seat: https://www.amazon.com/KOHLER-Purewash-Elongated-Attachment-Self-Cleaning/dp/B0BZFKDCYT

#menshealth #agingwell #bidet

#038: Is Black Fatigue Just a SMALL Part of America's REAL Problem?

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 18:57:45 GMT

Are you, like me, fed up with America’s “B” fatigue and blame game? In this no-BS episode of Dying to Retire, I tackle the exhaustion from generational blame, calling out elite individuals, not Boomers or the Silent Generation, for ongoing economic chaos. Beyond “B” fatigue, Americans are drained by the reparations grift pushed by millionaires and politicians on the left and their useful idiots that have an ultimate goal to raid the retirement funds, illegal immigration crushing wages, and corrupt politicians’ tax scams dragging on without action. From Sanford and Son nostalgia to Guatemala’s strict residency rules, why are only American values not respected? Comment below and subscribe.

#037: Part 2: Guatemala Residency Paperwork - Nightmare to Navigable!

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 18:27:39 GMT

Join me as I navigate the intricacies of securing permanent residency in Guatemala, sharing insights on the immigration process. I break down the cost of obtaining apostilles, certifications, and notaries that your Latin lawyer will submit to the Guatemalan government, as well as the timelines involved, providing valuable insights for anyone considering a similar move to Guatemala. You can explore the realities of expat life and gain essential information to know before moving to Guatemala.

#036: What Are The BEST Retirement Activities for Federal Retirees?

Wed, 07 May 2025 17:15:03 GMT

f you're a federal retiree looking for the best retirement activities, then this video is for you! From travel to hobbies to financial planning, we'll cover it all. Start living your best retirement life today!

#federalworkers #retirementactivities #retiredlife #FederalRetirees #RetirementActivities #DOGERetirements

#035: 5 Brutal Life Lessons Every Man Needs to Know!

Wed, 07 May 2025 17:15:02 GMT

Uncover 5 brutal life lessons every man must know to not just survive, but truly thrive! Passed down from man to man, brother to brother, father to son, Boomer Doug shares invaluable wisdom gained from years of hard work, overcoming cancer battles, and his incredible expat journey to Guatemala. From the dangers of burnout to the truth that fun doesn’t equal happiness, these lessons resonate whether you're rich or poor. Get ready to feel the impact anywhere you go!

#034: Maryland Wants to Make Your Soda Cost 32 Cents MORE?

Wed, 07 May 2025 17:15:01 GMT

Unpacking Maryland’s proposed soda tax chaos! HB 1469—a 2-cent-per-ounce hit on Coke, Gatorade, even Diet Pepsi. Lawmakers swear it’s for kids and a $3 billion budget mess, but with Fed layoffs piling up and grocery bills soaring, something stinks. This nanny-state tax grab could break Marylanders’ backs, from lost restaurant jobs to business flights and residents bolting. Seattle’s tax flopped, Philly’s slammed the poorest—Maryland’s next? Your state? I’ve seen bad ideas at the Agency—this one’s a scam in a can. I lay out cascading risks the bill’s sponsor ignores—jobs, economy, exodus. Watch for breakdowns, wallet hits, and a warning you can’t miss. Subscribe—don’t skip the numbers!

#033: Inside the Maryland Utility Scam That Stole Billions

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:00:00 GMT

Shocking Maryland utility bills revealed! Have you ever wondered how a staggering nearly $600 Pepco and Washington Gas charges add up to over $7,000 a year while concealing a dirty little secret? In this episode, discover why half your bill isn't for power or gas—it's packed with hidden fees, taxes, and EMPOWER Maryland charges you don't even use or benefit from! Maryland ranks as the third worst state to retire in 2024 (according to Retirement Living), with outrageous costs crushing retirees and the working middle class. EmPOWER Maryland pulls a fast one with a surcharge, funding landlords' upgrades, and latecomers' rebates, while efficient homeowners pick up the tab.

Double taxation—$545 county, $60-70 state on top of $5,000 property taxes—offers no escape from this utility nightmare. Mini-DOGE, a state-level twist on Elon's waste-slaying DOGE, could slash this inefficiency! Search "Maryland utility scam," "EmPOWER Maryland hidden fees," or "Maryland retirement costs 2024" to see how this hits your wallet.

If you have a utility horror story, drop a comment below, smash that Like button, and subscribe for more shocking rip-offs exposed!

#MarylandUtilityScam

#MiniDOGE

#EmPOWERMaryland

#RetirementCosts

#DyingToRetire

#032: What Social Security Could Have Been: Are Our Retirement Dreams Lost?

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:41:37 GMT

Uncover the shocking truth about Social Security and dive into retirement planning. Explore what your Social Security benefits could have been if government spending, taxpayer dollars, and mismanagement by elected officials, bureaucrats, and non-profits hadn't derailed them for decades.

Shocking revelations from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) expose fundamentally flawed federal government systems, including Social Security, that have robbed most middle-class Americans of financial freedom.

Discover how investing Social Security contributions in the stock market or a TSP-like investment could transform early retirement, offering generational impact, family time, and economic growth.

Contrast this with Social Security's inadequacy, and hear why Doug insists government accountability is critical. Could alternatives like a national 401(k) or Federal TSP restore your retirement dreams? By the end, you'll want to scream on X or call your congressmen to demand change! Subscribe for more on retirement strategies, investment returns, and fighting government waste.

#031: What You Must Know Before Moving To Guatemala

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 13:40:50 GMT

Welcome to "Dying To Retire," where we eliminate the stress of retiring overseas, kicking off our journey in Guatemala with Part 1 of our residency paperwork adventure! If you're a conservative boomer or someone with dreams of living abroad, hit that bookmark before this video disappears faster than your retirement funds! Relocating to Guatemala or anywhere else isn’t a quick decision, despite what some post-election clips may suggest. Here, we dive deep into the essential paperwork you’ll need—from your apostilled passport to FBI background checks, marriage certificates, and proof of income for Pensioner's or Spousal Residency. Discover how to notarize, apostille, and send these crucial documents to your Latin lawyer—yes, it's a real thing! Whether you're pursuing a pensioner visa or riding the wave of your Latina spouse's citizenship journey, this episode is your ultimate guide. Join us for laughs and insights into the expat experience as we navigate your golden years' cultural twists and turns.

FBI Background Check:
- Start your FBI background check via the Electronic Departmental Order (EDO) system at https://www.edo.cjis.gov.
Department of State Office of Authentications:
- For document authentication, including FBI background checks, check out https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/records-and-authentications/authenticate-your-document/office-of-authentications.html.

#retiringabroad

#exploreantigua

#guatemala

#residencyvisa

#030: Trump's Federal Employee Exit Plan: Retire Now or Wait?

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 01:21:02 GMT

Join me in my car as we dive into the Trump Administration's unique offer for federal employees to opt for early separation with pay until September 30, 2025. This video discusses why this could be a golden opportunity for those in their late 50s or 60s, particularly if you're eligible for retirement and have a solid investment in TSP or other retirement plans. Here's why you should consider Trump's Federal Buyout:

Practice Retirement. Get paid to adjust to life after work, ironing out any retirement kinks.
DEI's Impact on Federal HR. With DEI deeply entrenched in federal HR, promotions might be stalled for another decade unless there's a significant shift in policy post-Trump.

I share insights from my own experience as a recently retired federal employee. Discover how current federal DEI policies have historically affected male employees' career advancements.

#federalemployees #federalemployeebuyout #usfederalworkers

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Welcome to my escapade to retirement and beyond! I’m Doug, and after more than 40 years in a wonderfully weird career, I’ve ditched the daily grind—and hopefully the Beltway traffic—to discover life as a fresh retiree while we saunter to the wife's homeland of Guatemala. If you're hunting for a place where conservative takes on current events get a sprinkle of humor and you're wary of how political biases could mess with your retirement, you’ve hit the jackpot. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for a seasoned perspective on cultural shifts and men’s advocacy.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may tickle your interest but should not be taken as personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal eagles, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is one-of-a-kind, and professional guidance is key to making smart choices about your future.*** ==========================

#029: How To Score Paradise: A Pre-Homebuyers Guide to Guatemala

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 12:32:05 GMT

Embark on a journey with me to discover the best retirement homes in Antigua, Guatemala! I dive into the real estate world, focusing on preparing for my upcoming seminar trip to meet real estate companies, explore gated communities, and assess the towns for the perfect retirement spot. This video is your essential guide if you're contemplating a reverse green card strategy for retirement. Learn about property analysis, cultural immersion, and lifestyle choices in one of Guatemala's most enchanting regions. Perfect for those eyeing retirement preparation, primarily through international relocation. Join me as I score potential retirement homes on location, community, flow, price, and condition, all from the perspective of a retired boomer.

The following are a few websites we have used. Enjoy

Quick Real Estate: Live in Antigua (https://quick-realestate.com)
Casas Antigua (https://casasantiguaguatemala.com)
Century 21: Fine Antigua Homes (https://www.antiguafinehomes.com)
Rialta Real Estate (https://www.rialta.gt)

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Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! I am Doug, and after over 40 years in an eclectic career, I’ve stepped away from the daily grind—and hopefully the Beltway traffic—to explore life as a new retiree and as we slowly make our way to the wife’s home country of Guatemala. If you're looking for a place where conservative views on current events are discussed with a touch of humor and you're concerned about how political biases might impact your retirement, this is your stop. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe for insights into cultural shifts and men's advocacy from a seasoned perspective.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#028: H1B Visa Secrets NO ONE Tells You About

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Explore the hidden truths behind H1B visas in my latest video on Dying To Retire. I delve into how tech companies, Congress, and lobbyists manipulate data to promote the H1B visa program, focusing on how they use aggregated data to mask the real impact. This isn't about wage suppression or racial biases but a critical analysis of how data can be presented to deceive. Perfect for those concerned with retirement planning, conservative perspectives on retirement, and men's issues in technology. Understand the decline of white male participation in STEM and its broader implications for America's economic and technological landscape.

#H1BVisaAbuse #STEM Careers

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#027: Month One Hearing Aid Review: The GOOD, The BAD, and The SURPRISING!

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 02:45:48 GMT

Here's my one-month update on my journey with the Oticon Intent 1s, my first-ever hearing aids. I'll share what I've come to appreciate, like clearer sounds and minor annoyances, like the occasional hiss or squelch. If you're curious about hearing loss solutions in retirement, this video's for you. Plus, I've got a question for the men: when do you take your hearing aids off at the barber, especially with a chatty one? Explore retirement lifestyle, men's health, and technology's role in aging with me.

#oticon #hearingaids

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If you're looking for a place where conservative views on current events are discussed with a touch of humor and you're concerned about how political biases might impact your retirement, this is your stop. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe for insights into cultural shifts and men's advocacy from a seasoned perspective.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#026: FIRST TIME Trying Hearing Aids What to Expect!

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 22:00:00 GMT

Join me as I explore the wild ride of getting my first hearing aids in "Did Unmuting My Life Set Me Up for Trouble? My Hearing Aid Story." If you're a retired Boomer or nearing retirement, this video dives into the humorous and unexpected aspects of hearing loss and hearing aid use. From the surprise of hearing everyday noises to the challenges of social eavesdropping, we'll discuss retirement lifestyle, men's issues, and the conservative perspective on aging. Learn about high-moderate to severe hearing loss, the impact of tinnitus, and why men should prioritize their health in retirement. Discover if expensive brands like Oticon are worth it and how they compare to over-the-counter options. Whether you're contemplating hearing aids or enjoy cultural commentary, this is your guide to rediscovering life's sounds in retirement.

#hearingloss #hearingaids #audiologist #oticon

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#025: The Shocking Truth About Blue Sky Sessions You Need to Know

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 22:00:00 GMT

Dive into the irony of Blue Sky Sessions and BlueSky Social in this episode of Dying to Retire! Discover why these "innovative" practices might be as useful as a "printer without paper." We explore the evolution of Blue Sky Sessions, a corporate fad aimed at problem-solving but often leaving front-line workers who need real change. I'll share my firsthand experiences, revealing how these sessions serve senior leaders' performance reviews rather than organizational growth. Similarly, we'll dissect BlueSky Social, questioning if it's just another platform where the elite control the narrative. If you're nearing retirement, interested in conservative takes on work culture, men's advocacy, or seeking alternative retirement strategies, this video is for you. Join us for some Boomer humor and critical insights into the last years before retirement.

#retirementpreparation #BlueSkySessions #BlueSkySocial #ConservativeRetirement #MenAdvocacy #QuietQuitting #RetirementHumor #BlueSkyExercises, #X, #twitter

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#024: Losing My Best Friend: The Unspoken Love for Our Pets

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 02:00:00 GMT

Experience the profound journey of losing a beloved pet in retirement, most often a loyal dog. In this heartfelt video from 'Dying to Retire,' we explore 'Losing My Best Friend: The Unspoken Love for Our Pets,' where, for many men, a dog might be one of the few sources of unconditional love in their lives. Understand the pain and process of pet loss from a man's perspective, discussing the emotional challenges, societal expectations of stoicism, and the silent communication only pets provide. Essential for retirees and soon-to-be retirees, this video blends retirement preparation with men's advocacy, offering support and understanding for those navigating this personal loss. Discover coping mechanisms, the importance of grief, and how to honor your pet's memory. Check the links at the end for more resources on pet loss support.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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ChatGPT - https://chatgpt.com/

Perplexity - https://www.perplexity.ai/

Grok - https://x.ai/

Websites:

Association for Pet Loss and Bereavement (APLB):
- Website: www.aplb.org
- Offers support through chat rooms, memorials, and resources on grieving.
The Pet Loss Support Page:
- Website: www.pet-loss.net
- Provides comprehensive support including articles, books, and links to pet loss helplines.
Lap of Love:
- Website: www.lapoflove.com
- Focuses on end-of-life care for pets, offering support for both the pet and the owner, including resources on coping with loss.
Cornell University College of Veterinary Medicine - Pet Loss Support Hotline:
- Website: www.vet.cornell.edu
- A resource for those grieving, offering a hotline and other support materials.

Support Groups:

Local Veterinary Clinics: Many offer or can direct to local support groups or counseling services for pet loss.
Online Support Groups: Platforms like Reddit have communities like r/Petloss for shared experiences and support.

Books:

"Saying Good-Bye to the Pet You Love" by Lorri A. Greene, Ph.D. - A guide for coping with the loss of a pet.
"Grieving the Death of a Pet" by Betty J. Carmack, RN, EdD - Insights into the grieving process and includes personal stories.

AI and Online Services:

GriefBot or Similar AI Services: There are emerging AI technologies that can simulate conversations with lost loved ones, including pets. While not widely available, mentioning the concept might be comforting to some.

Apps:

Pet Memorial Apps: Apps like "Rainbow Bridge Pet Memorial" allow users to create digital memorials for their pets, which can be a form of digital therapy.

#023: FEMA Calls Trump Supporters Vicious Dogs! (Just A Boomer Bitchin’)

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 01:02:42 GMT

A FEMA supervisor's shocking claim: Trump signs as threats, akin to vicious dogs, led to aid avoidance. This incident reveals a deeper issue: America's drift from its core values. We delve into how this impacts retirees, threatens political freedom, and erodes disaster relief ethics. Join us to unpack this assault on America's foundations.

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Hi! It's Doug. Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! After over 40 years in an eclectic career, I’ve stepped away from the daily grind—and hopefully the Beltway traffic—to explore life as a new retiree and as we slowly make our way to the wife’s home country of Guatemala. Join me as I share my experiences—both the successes and the mistakes—while navigating this exciting transition.

If you enjoy the ride, please hit ‘Like,’ subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#022: Stay Out of Latin America, Celebs! (Just A Boomer Bitchin’)

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 10:00:00 GMT

In this episode of "Dying to Retire," we dive into why celebrities and political figures considering moving to Latin America post-election might want to reconsider. From Nayib Bukele's no-nonsense approach in El Salvador to Javier Milei's economic chainsaw in Argentina, the region is focused on real change, not Hollywood drama.

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Hi! I'm Doug. Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! After over 40 years in an eclectic career, I’ve stepped away from the daily grind—and hopefully the Beltway traffic—to explore life as a new retiree and as we slowly make our way to the wife’s home country of Guatemala. Join me as I share my experiences—both the successes and the mistakes—while navigating this exciting transition.

If you enjoy the ride, please hit ‘Like,’ subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#CelebEscape #LatinAmericaLife #StayInUSA #TrumpWon #NoHollywood #BukeleVision #MileiEconomics #StreetFoodChallenge #CultureClash #DyingToRetire #trump #trumpelection

#021: Securing Our Retirements: The Real Election Issue We're Ignoring (Retirement, Right of Bang)

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 03:51:01 GMT

Ever wonder if your retirement could be the real casualty of this election? Beyond the 'what about the children' narrative, it's our future comfort at stake. Dive into why this vote matters for your golden years and whether it's a fair fight. Tune in.

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Hi! I'm Doug. Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! After over 40 years in an eclectic career, I’m stepping away from the daily grind—and hopefully the Beltway traffic—to explore life in my wife’s home country of Guatemala. Join me as I share my experiences—both the successes and the mistakes—while navigating this exciting transition. If you enjoy the ride, please hit ‘Like,’ subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#020: Are Exit Surveys REALLY Helping Companies Keep Talent?

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 09:00:00 GMT

Critiquing my DEI-themed web-based exit survey and how it failed to capture real employee concerns, explaining the exodus of institutional knowledge.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12919419/ex-CIA-analyst-DEI-2024-election-john-gentry-trump-biden.html

#019: How Wife Obtained Her Long Overdue Guatemalan DPI 🪪 (Reverse Green Card Strategy)

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 12:01:20 GMT

Navigating the DPI Maze: We did five key things to obtain the wife’s first-ever Guatemalan national ID (Documento Personal de Identificación aka DPI 🪪). We break down the process from gathering documents to consulate interactions. We offer practical tips for this unique situation for those married to Latina spouses who came to the States as small children and never obtained their home country's national ID cards. Having this ID is one of the first steps to set you on your path of obtaining spousal residency in her home country 🏠. Consulado General de Guatemala en Maryland - Oficial:

https://www.facebook.com/consmarylandgt/

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#guatemala #dpi #nationalid #RENAP #consulate #DefineYourRequirements #retirementdreams #retirementplanning #dyingtoretire #dyingtoretirepodcast #chapina #naturelizedcitizen #dyingtoretire #dying2retire #whenamanretires #retirement #retirementplanning #retirementstrategy #retiredhusband #reversegreencard #guatemala #guatemalan

#018: Husband Retires, Wife Hates It!

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:24:36 GMT

Retiring while your wife works from home? Discover how to navigate this new retirement landscape and what lies ahead! There are many factors to consider when transitioning into retirement, primarily when the wife works from home. How do you find balance? How do you have a fulfilling retirement routine without being seen as the newly hired help and mitigate away from her being afflicted with retired spouse syndrome and being a supportive spouse?

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Hi! It's Doug. Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! After over 40 years in an eclectic career, I'm stepping away from the daily grind- and hopefully the Beltway traffic- to explore life in my wife's home country of Guatemala. Join me as I share my experiences, successes, and mistakes while navigating this exciting transition. If you enjoy the ride, please hit 'Like,' subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you, but should not be considered as personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#retirement #retirementplanning #retirementstrategy #retiredhusband #workingfromhome #workingwife #retirementdreams #lifeafterretirement

#017: Retirement Options For Gringos Married to Latinas

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 12:48:33 GMT

Explore affordable retirement options for American men married to Latin American women. Discover in this episode insights on living costs, cultural benefits, and, when it comes to your retirement, the importance of thorough research! While we can do it, we need to get this sh*t right.

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Hi! I'm Doug. Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! After over 40 years in an eclectic career, I’m stepping away from the daily grind—and hopefully the Beltway traffic—to explore life in my wife’s home country of Guatemala. Join me as I share my experiences—both the successes and the mistakes—while navigating this exciting transition. If you enjoyed the video, please hit ‘Like,’ subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may be of interest to you, but should not be considered as personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making any decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#retirementdreams #greencard #latinas #guatemala #retirementplanning #retirement #residencyvisa #livingaboard #latinawomen #gringoreact

#016: How The Acolyte Will Change Star Wars Forever

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 20:42:29 GMT

Star Wars: The Acolyte was canceled after one season. Disappointing viewership and fan reception led to Disney's decision. Lucasfilm opts to focus on other Star Wars projects.

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Hi! I’m Doug. Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! After over 40 years in an eclectic career, I’m stepping away from the daily grind—and hopefully the Beltway traffic—to explore life in my wife’s home country of Guatemala. Join me as I share my experiences—both the successes and the mistakes—while navigating this exciting transition. If you enjoy the ride, please hit ‘Like,’ subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered as personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#lifeafter60 #personalgrowth #empowerment #StarWars #TheAcolyte #DisneyPlus #StarWarsCancelled

#015: The Top 3 + Bonus: My Practice Retirement Takeaways

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 05:01:00 GMT

I want to share insights from my 'practice retirement'—a break from daily life to explore if retirement is as great as claimed. It reinforced the lesson: 'Piss Poor Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.'

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Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#retirementplanning #retirementplans #retireearly #retirementlessons #lifeafter60 #personalgrowth #practiceretirement #retirement #practiceretirement #retirementpreparation #RetirementCountdown #ReadyOrNot

#014: Retirement Shock: Navigating Sudden Retirement Syndrome

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 01:00:00 GMT

Discover the hidden challenges of Sudden Retirement Syndrome and how to overcome them! In this eye-opening episode, we explore the emotional rollercoaster of retirement, from identity crisis to finding a new purpose. Learn practical strategies to embrace this life transition and thrive in your golden years. Don't let retirement catch you off guard – watch now!

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#retireearly #retirementlessons #retirementplans #retirementplanning #practiceretirement #lifeafterretirement #personalgrowth #empowerment #practiceretirement #retireearly #suddenretirementsyndrome #secureyourretirement #fearingretirement #RetirementCountdown #ReadyOrNot

#013: Boss Witches In Space: Destroying My Childhood One Episode At A Time!

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 20:28:22 GMT

In this episode, I dive into what seems to be the final blow to the Star Wars universe, fueled by Disney's relentless push of the Woke mind virus onto its audiences. Say goodbye to my childhood and the cherished memories of countless kids from the 1970s and early 1980s.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#BossWitchesInSpace #PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood! ##childhoodmemories #childhood #wokemindvirus #childhoodmemories #starwars #wokemindvirus #scifi

#012: From Astronaut to Retiree: Exploring Childhood Dreams and Career Realities

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 06:00:00 GMT

In this captivating episode, I explore how my childhood dreams shaped my career path. Join me as I discuss my dream job as a kid, the twists my aspirations took, the career I ultimately pursued, whether I realized my childhood dream and my imaginative view of retirement from a young age. Don't miss this journey of self-discovery!

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#retirementdreams #retirementplanning #retirementincome #career #aspirations #childhoodmemories #childhooddreams

#011: Retiring in 5 Months: What I Think I will Miss & Not Miss

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 05:00:00 GMT

In this episode, I reflect on what I’ll miss about work: financial security, mental stimulation, and those awkward elevator rides with coworkers. But I won’t miss early mornings, stress, or the thrill of dodging micromanaging bosses. Goodbye, office chaos!

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Hi! I'm Doug. Welcome to my journey to retirement and beyond! After over 40 years in an eclectic career, I'm stepping away from the daily grind and, hopefully, the Beltway traffic to explore life in my wife's home country of Guatemala. Join me as I share my experiences, successes, and mistakes while navigating this exciting transition. If you enjoy the ride, please hit 'Like,' subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered as personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#retirement #retirementplanning #retirementstrategy #retiredhusband #workingfromhome #workingwife #retirementdreams #lifeafterretirement

#010: Decluttering Work Clothes for Retirement: Closet Cleanout!

Tue, 28 May 2024 07:01:00 GMT

Join me in this thrilling episode as I unveil my exciting journey of decluttering and downsizing my closet in preparation for retirement! Discover how the powerful 80/20 rule can revolutionize your wardrobe while exploring its limits.

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#PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood! #retireearly #retirementplans #declutteringmotivation #declutteryourspace #lifeafterretirement #retirementplanning #declutter

#009: Checking Off to Checked Out: Unpacking My HR Retirement Checklist

Sat, 18 May 2024 02:30:00 GMT

In this podcast, I review My Retirement Packet Checklist. Yes, it is here, and I am super excited. So let's review the checklist.

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If you enjoy the ride, please hit 'Like,' subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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#retirement #retirementplanning #retirementstrategy #retiredhusband #workingfromhome #workingwife #retirementdreams #lifeafterretirement

#008: I See Freedom in Retirement/She Sees a 'Slouch on the Couch'

Wed, 15 May 2024 15:59:00 GMT

In today’s short episode, we explore the humorous dynamics of retirement, where one partner sees a future couch potato while the other envisions freedom. We discuss whether banishment to the couch is really that bad and dive into the nuances of what makes a roast, using Jennifer Lawrence and Mike Pence as our comedic examples. Tune in for a quick laugh on your market run!

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If you enjoy the ride, please hit 'Like,' subscribe, and leave a comment. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!

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#retirement #retirementplanning #retirementstrategy #retiredhusband #workingfromhome #workingwife #retirementdreams #lifeafterretirement

#007: Why I Had To Embrace Quiet Quitting Going Into Retirement In Order To Minimize A Micromanager

Sun, 12 May 2024 08:00:00 GMT

In this episode, I explore why employees nearing retirement may consider 'quiet quitting.' Discover five reasons, including burnout and lack of recognition, and how setting boundaries can enhance work-life balance as you transition to retirement.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#quietquiting #quittingmyjob # PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood! #retirement #quietquit #micromanagement #quietquitting

#006: The Three Horsemen of the Retirement Pension Apocalypse

Sun, 12 May 2024 07:30:00 GMT

Unmasking the 'Three Horsemen of the Pension Apocalypse' threatening retirement benefits. Plus, why should federal employees brace for impact during election season? Discover how quiet quitting and shift shock trends could affect government workers and their pensions. Federal workers become political targets for both parties' reform agendas every four years.

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#dyingtoretirepodcast #DyingToRetire #federalpension #benefits #fehb #federalemployees #fegli #federalpension #federalemployees #federalpension #federalemployees #retirement

#005: Options for Americans Wishing To Retire Overseas

Sun, 12 May 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Discover why women react differently to men's retirement plans, as a female perspective explains. Plus, explore the rising trend of Americans retiring abroad. Learn about affordable destinations where retirees can live on less. Compare U.S. vs. international retirement costs.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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Links:

- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12923603/cost-retirement-world-map-expensive-affordable.html

- https://vividmaps.com/cheapest-retirement/

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#retirementplanning #retirementplans #retirementplanning #retireabroad #expat

#004: Man Retires, Gets Shamed. Woman Retires, Get Praised

Sun, 12 May 2024 06:30:00 GMT

In this thrilling podcast episode, I explore surprising reactions from men and women to retirement plans, tips for your first meeting with a financial advisor, and why rookie federal employees should start saving their sick leave for a smoother retirement transition.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#retirementplanning #retirement #genderequality #menshealth #doublestandards #RetirementCountdown #ReadyOrNot

#003: When To Pull The Retirement Trigger

Sun, 12 May 2024 06:00:00 GMT

In this thrilling episode, I explore the 'Go-Go, Slow-Go, and No-Go Years' retirement concept, share insights on multi-generational living with in-laws, and reveal eye-opening statistics on Americans' retirement readiness and savings goals. Discover how these trends impact financial planning and work-life balance in today's changing landscape.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#retirementplanning #retirement #workstress #work #retirement #retirementpreparation #quietquit #hostileworkenvironment

#002: Retirement Triggers and Stressors

Sun, 12 May 2024 05:30:00 GMT

In this thrilling podcast, I dive into the 800-pound gorillas in the room—or are they elephants?—as I reveal Ten Everyday Stressors That Might Signal It's Time to Retire. Explore burnout, quiet quitting, and work-life balance issues. Learn how to recognize retirement readiness and manage pre-retirement anxiety.

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*** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice. Always consult with qualified professionals, such as financial advisors, retirement planners, or legal experts, before making decisions based on the information presented in this podcast or its associated comments section. Your financial and retirement situation is unique, and professional guidance is essential for making informed choices about your future.***

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#practiceretirement #retirementplanning #retirementplans #retireearly #retirementlessons #workplacestress #workstress #retirementtriggers #retirement

#001: Welcome to Dying to Retire

Sun, 12 May 2024 05:00:00 GMT

In this podcast, I briefly go over:

Welcome to Dying to Retire
About Me and Why I Decided Its Time To Retire

If you have any questions or comments, please email me at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com.

Podcasts/YouTube followed:
www.youtube.com/@AzulWells
http://www.youtube.com/@HolySchmidt
http://www.youtube.com/@RootFP

Background music:

The Elm Tree Collection – Alitu Music Library

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** This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I am not a licensed financial advisor, retirement planner, or any other type of professional consultant. The content provided here is general information that may interest you but should not be considered personalized advice.

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