Mindless Prattle

Mindless Artificial Artists

Mon, 11 May 2026 17:05:00 GMT

This weeks episode is a double feature! You get 169 and 170.... at the same time.

169- Despite the fun number, this episode forces our hosts to discuss the seriousness of AI and its impact on those of us on the planet together. For all the differences in opinion, we here at MP encourage everyone to do their own research, form their own conclusions, and definitely fact check us as we are not omnipotent and are known to make mistakes.

170-As we near on half a year of Prattling, it's important to look back and reflect on the great Matriarchs in history and dream of all we can be as a species. Mindless and Prattle are back this week to go over the importance of theorizing and contemplating and then Prattling away at the topic anyway with no sense of direction or purpose. As is the custom with most of our lives we just kinda here... Take out your chats and artificial friends and get together for this week's Mindless Prattle!

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Nature Scares

Mon, 04 May 2026 16:51:00 GMT

The outside world can be intoxicating or terrifying depending on who you ask. We didn't ask but we'll give you our opinion anyways because that's why we're all here right, for opinions and stuff. Ah well, its nature and if you haven't been paying attention, its trying to kill you, the agoraphobes were right. We here at MP dedicate ourselves to always staying on track as long as its the track from that one movie where the trains go across the ice and have to steer around reindeer because there's a hole in the pocket of a robe. What were we saying again, something about Mindless Prattle?

Mindless Short Tempers

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 16:51:00 GMT

There's normally short kings and small tempers but what we here at Mindless Prattle have is short tempers and small queens. It's probably close enough right? Well in case we missed it, there's at least 1 6-7 that Ripley can throw your way on this episode of Mindless Prattle.

Mindless Enemy Encounters

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:58:00 GMT

Welcome back to Mindless Prattle peeps! This week we roll initiative and somehow wind up in a boss battle with pop culture itself. We kick things off with Jennifer English's big moment at the BAFTA awards, unpacking what it means for performance in games and all the other performers who got people talking. From there, we set our sights on the upcoming anime awards, making bold predictions, questionable takes, and one argument that didn't need to happen, but ultimately made more things interesting.

As usual, we don't stay on track for long. What started as a celebration of performance spirals into a passionate breakdown of the One Piece Live Action season 2 and how Hiriluk's actor absolutely stole the show and left emotional devastation in his wake. Was it the writing? The acting? The sheer audacity? Either way, we investigate loudly. Come for the awards talk, stay for teh chaos, and leave wondering how we got here.

Mindless Blaschko Types

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:48:00 GMT

On this episode of Mindless Prattle, we spiral-- gracefully and chaotically of course--into the strange world of Blaschko's lines and what senses humans lack (besides common!) From there, things only become more mindless and unhinged as we somehow connect dermatological phenomena to video games, existential dread, and why Jordon sounds like an alien trying out the human language for the first time.

Expect a little science, a lot of confusion, and the kind of tangents that make you question how we got here--and whether we were ever on track to begin with.

Mindless Young Mall Catalogs

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 16:50:00 GMT

Hi there, its the 90s, we want our mall lists in the shape of a magazine back... If you've never had one, that's fine just ask your parents for their old copies they keep in the back from when they were happy. Its Mindless Prattle, the show where the words don't matter too much but the message is clear as mud on a riverfront.

Mindless Chicken Team Swap

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Ever played for a team your whole life then jump ship when getting an oil change? This episode might sound like its about you then O.O not to worry though as it most definitely is and you should be worried idk why that last sentence lied to you.

Mindless Gotta Question Them All

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 16:14:15 GMT

Welcome back to another episode of Mindless Prattle. This week, we talk about whether catching Pokemon is ethical, and whether any of us truly has free will. How do these things relate? Well, you'll just have to listen to this weeks episode for all the juicy details.

Mindless Chain Reactions

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 16:55:00 GMT

Welcome back to another rousing episode of Mindless Prattle. This week, we dive into one of history's most dangerously misunderstood science stories-- the infamous Demon Core that killed several people back in the 40s-- and from there the conversation naturally spirals towards a different kind of chaos: the demonic children roaming the world whose parents seem to have opted out of the whole "parenting" experiment. What do nuclear physics and tiny human gremlins have in common? More than you'd think. Especially the part where one small mistake sets off a chain reaction of events.

Mindless Alpine Underwear

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 17:01:00 GMT

Don't filter out this doozie of an episode just yet, let it marinate in the juices first before you kick it to the hair dryer. Mindless Prattle often has those stories of interest we all long for but then again maybe you don't, what do I know, I'm an episode description not a fortune teller.

Tell us what you think about that and more after watching/listening to this week's episode. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Maple Knees

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 18:03:00 GMT

Falling is hear in the Maple forest of hypotheticals and skin patches. Yes that's right its Mindless Prattle for another week of endless fun, seriousness, and yest somehow familiar to that old world butter taste after a long churn.

Mindless Ant Rubber

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 18:03:00 GMT

Hello Mindless Peeps and welcome back to another week of hearing of all our inside thoughts. Have you ever wondered about flesh eating ants or where rubber comes from? What about what goes through the mind of unfaithful Olympic athletes? This week's episode will answer all the burning questions you might have about that and more.

Tell us what you think about that and more after watching/listening to this week's episode. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Pocket Squares

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 18:04:00 GMT

They square and handy no ones denying that, at Ripley isn't, she's got a fondness for em so if you ever see her definitely do not present her with a pocket square favor... Its Mindless Prattle and we have the tails and rails for all sorts of square folk round these parts!

Mindless Brave Coffee

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 18:02:00 GMT

Put on your brave face and show the world you mean real coffee business not none of that fake self help coffee table side eye help that your cousin gives at the Thanksgiving dinner dang that was a long sentence. Its Mindless Prattle and with the bravest little toasties you ever laid ears on!

Mindless Old Man Tattoos

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 17:48:00 GMT

Welcome to February Mindless Peeps! This week, we've got all the hot goss for you, and by hot goss we mean stories of old men and their tattoos, Ripley learning why she shouldn't Google certain terms, and much much more. If your ears are ready for some prattling, go ahead and dive into this week's episode.

Mindless Blue Lint

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 18:00:02 GMT

Which came first the blue or the grey? In any case we may want to get our eye receptacles checked out for some color degradation in the laundry room. Where else do the peoples find the most linens. Do people still have proper linen closets?

Mindless Time Stalker

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 18:03:02 GMT

Step back in time and take a minute to stalk? After all why not use your knowledge of the future to manipulate the fabric of reality, who's going to stop you the Easter Bunny?? No but seriously how do they know what's about to happen are they listening to my thoughts O.O

Mindless Ashes of a Missed Opportunity

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:50:00 GMT

Hello fellow prattlers! We're back for another rousing week of 2026.

If you're tired of the year already, feast your ears upon episode 152 of Mindless Prattle where we discuss things like the newest Avatar film and.... well who cares what else? I vote we run away with the hot volcano lady.

Tell us what you think about that and more after watching/listening to this week's episode.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head over to YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Scheduling Problems

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 18:04:00 GMT

Happy New Year Mindless Peeps!

Did you miss us? Because we missed telling you all of our inside thoughts while we were away. Buckle up your ears and get ready to hear some remarkable pieces of information. Bad or Good? We can't say. That's up to you to choose on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. Welcome back-- let's prattle!

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Gummy Bear Resolutions

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 18:02:00 GMT

Grab your nearest bear for these New Years hijinks! MP has the perfect way to round out the year. Just binge all the previous episodes before you dive into this one though. Don't worry I'll wait for you to get back.

Oh welcome back! That was quicker than I thought are you a speed listener??

Thank you to everyone who has followed along since the beginning, the middle, and now the end of Season 3! We hope your 2025 was as wonderful as you are and we can't wait to see you next year in Season 4!!

Mindless Christmas Prodigies

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 18:01:00 GMT

How am I supposed to know which one that one is. Is that the one where we talked about our favorite Christmas movies? And what day does this episode come out? Tomorrow? Jordon Stop!! *Throws pillow*

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Thoughtful Blinks

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 18:00:01 GMT

Slow down them crazy eyes and fixate those ears on an MP podcast that never forgets... Much like the mighty elephant. Whatever your craze brings you its the holiday season to hang out once more with the Mindless crew and sing the sounds of your people.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Inside Thoughts

Sun, 28 Dec 2025 18:04:00 GMT

Ever a wonder why you able to think things to yourself? Maybe you should think about it by yourself and then not tell all the people in a Lowes your business but hey what do I know, I'm just a podcast episode description, not a therapist.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Game Awards

Sat, 27 Dec 2025 18:03:00 GMT

The game awards came and went this year in a big way for those that broke out and worked on their own thing. If not MP then who to turn to for all the exciting news from the yesterweek. its not our fault we talk the things in advance!

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Rope Length

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 18:01:00 GMT

Whether its long or short, the base of it is all that matters when it comes to what you can do with it. That and how soft it is of course. Oh and don't forget how the length of the rope affects the outcome either. Is it affect or effect here on Mindless Prattle?

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Potty Time

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 18:03:01 GMT

Take a break from the other rooms in your abode and find the nearest toilet its the potty time MP break down session where we method act the role of just needing to finish this meeting so we can potty right just now.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Murder Ravens

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 18:03:00 GMT

Run and hide four blocks away its time to play the murder raven games! We here at MP provide the utmost arguments on why one should train birds to laugh at significant partners while looking in to the different types of therapy which is apparently more than one...

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Achievements

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 21:02:44 GMT

These chievements won't get themselves! We here at MP take our hunting as seriously as any maze on the back of a cereal box lover would. Yes you read that or didn't I'm an episode description not a cop. Anyway here's Ripley:

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Cat Hair On the Tip

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 18:03:00 GMT

Ripley doesn't have the words to describe the amount of cat hair arising from near the end of the objects around her so instead here's a fun fact. The world's most stolen food is cheese. Probably learned it in Skyrim tbh.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Trivia

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 18:02:00 GMT

There's questions that need answering and answering that needs silence and alone time its spent too long around other people today. It's Mindless Prattle, the favorite of many and the disdain for some.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Inbread Fish

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 18:03:00 GMT

There's definitely not a hole out there with a bunch of mutated fish brothers and sisters... Unless you listen to this episode and find out its not a great idea to get drunk in the middle of the desert. That's right it's Mindless and its Prattle back in your ear canals.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindess Waxing Hills

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 18:03:00 GMT

Easy on pain off that's the way we like to wax our hills. We've lost track of the plot and our script guy is on vacation so for now what you've got is Ripley and Jordon Prattling on for a bit in your head. Let's not make a big deal of it shall we.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Hunger

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 18:05:00 GMT

We hangry this week on Mindless Prattle and its starting to show in Ripley's eyes... Anyways we hope you're on the lookout for your next reading cycle for something great as we have all the nonsensical stories here that anyone could ever wander in for.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Poor Choices

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 17:03:00 GMT

We all make bad decisions sometimes. Some more than others. Some less than most. Some should go back to bed and think about what they've done instead of dragging all of us out of our happy little lives! Some should listen to Mindless Prattle. These are the four states of being.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Milk Preferences

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 17:04:00 GMT

Get your glasses and your staches because Mindless Prattle is brining the conversation near you after a small deposit and fee. I swear it's a one time thing for my cousin in the bank he needs seed money before he gives me the inheritance. There's a lot of milk in this one folks.

Mindless Sand planet

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Time to hit the old dusty trail round these parts. It's Mindless Prattle with the end all be all of random news to get your knickers in a twist. This was a test of the emergency sand broadcast, we thank you for listening.

Mindless Tiny Hands

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 17:03:00 GMT

Put simply, a gentle caress from a tiny hand. Put complex, a torture device for the astutely unaware. Yes you heard correct another episode of Mindless Prattle has descended upon thine ears and if its later than usual, your eyes. Where's the best sandwich?

Mindless Tongue Ties

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 17:00:00 GMT

You heard it right, its the first ever episode of Mindless Prattle without a curse word to tingle your ears! Not to worry though there are tongues tied up in the symphony of games within the era of not enough time to play through your backlog. Still just as mindless as ever we did hear from an inside source (Ripley's brain) that there are four more books in the works that definitely would not get delayed...

Mindless Frequencies

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 17:01:00 GMT

Hello again all of our mindless peeps and welcome back to Mindless Prattle. This week we discuss the frequency of.... stuff, and things, as well as who gets to name the children, the awful state of the world, and everything else in between. We've got lots of laughs and lots of sarcasm for anyone interested on this weeks episode...

Mindless Platonic Sweat

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 17:02:00 GMT

How much platonic sweat do you harbor at the sparring mat? If you had to think about it its too much, just use romantic sweat instead! Of course, if you're out of that you could always file a broad patent or borrow some from Mindless Prattle!

The Soul Queen's Promise is out now on Kindle Unlimited: https://a.co/d/3AJe9Sb

Want to see and hear all the things?? Head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Immortality

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 17:02:00 GMT

You asked and Ripley answered. Yes it is an entire episode with only Ripley's face! Jordon is but a ghost in the background of life at this point as Ripley makes her debut as star host by means of not hitting record... All this to say the Mindless is real with this one you never know what's going to comes next. We hope you enjoy this special insight into the face of Ripley though as she explores the concepts of bacteria growth and immortality!

If you've got Kindle unlimited, head on over to get an in depth read of The Soul Queen's Promise!

Mindless Whatnail?!

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 17:02:00 GMT

There's less knee and spine twists but all the more reason to stick your gut on the table and schlop up that purse soda with your bread because yes it's that time to Mindless the Prattle once more! This week is brought to you by injuries, may they yield to your undying light always. Don't let the nail who shall not be named get you down, there's always plenty of fun to be told with good ol' 128.

If you've got Kindle unlimited, head on over to get an in depth read of The Soul Queen's Promise!

Mindless Noir

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 16:59:00 GMT

Hello again Mindless Peeps. Your favorite couple is back to tell you all about your favorite things such as Taylor Swift's new album, Taylor Swift's boyfriend, and Taylor Swift's cats....

We're joking. Mostly. Other than that we've got lots of hijinks and shenanigans to tell you. Jordon's still got the vid but don't worry-- Ripley edited out most of the coughs.

Mindless Chess

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 16:54:00 GMT

Where do all the little pieces go at night when the board is cleared and there's no king left to corner? These and many more chess mysteries answered here by the infamous Bishoprook Ripley III. Don't let the vid fool you, we still have plenty of Mindlessness instore for you on this weeks episode!

Mindless Book Worms

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 16:59:00 GMT

Welcome back to another rousing episode of Mindless Prattle. Can you tell Ripley edited this one? Oh, you can? Oh...

Well, don't let that stop you from hearing all about racists in Arkansas, random words Jordon didn't just make up on the spot, and all the books Ripley will write. We've got a lot of things to say and only an allotted 30-45 minutes of episode time, so hurry up and listen to Mindless Prattle now!

Mindless Editing

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 17:05:00 GMT

Welcome back to another episode of Mindless Prattle, where Ripley is forced to edit the video so you have to suffer. This week, you get to hear all about credit card Catholicism, monks who do meth, and so much more. Who would you be in the zombie apocalypse? Would you jog briskly away or climb a tree? Let us know in the comments!

Mindless Trucks

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 17:00:00 GMT

Ever a gaze upon the horizon and see the green flash of a new truck? Ripley has her heart set on one and there's no tide strong enough to stop her on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Join the crew as we delve into Ripley's inner fantasies and gift giving abilities throughout her time in the family!

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise is OUT NOW!! Check it out here and let us know what you think! If you want to hear more Mindless action head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Hardbacks

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 16:53:00 GMT

Whether its the screech of a microphone or the call of a good bath, the Mindless Hardback team is here to scratch that weekly itch in your inner ear that only Mindless rambling can do but I feel like we've gotten off track because this seems like a long sentence with little help identifying what seems to be an endless stream of characters in a blank wall of white.

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise is OUT NOW!! to all the online places near you so be sure to pick up a copy and let us know what you think! If you want to hear more Mindless action head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Pillow Talk

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Let's get down and comfy with your favorite new out of work dress code pillow and let the business flow. That's right its Mindless Prattle with all the secrets, deals, and wheels for your ears. Take care this holiday season with a good inside joke and an outward laugh!

Mindless New Genres

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 16:52:00 GMT

We did our best and came up with the most fantasticalling new genres for your hearts to devour in the salt mines! Yes that's right it's another Mindless description that makes the head pound and the ears wander free. Not to worry though, there's audio streaming and eyes rolling for all ages to enjoy in this special installment of Mindless Prattle!

Mindless Paddles

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 16:46:00 GMT

It's another beautiful day to get prattling with the mindless crew. This week we have a wide and diverse group of topics to discuss like... video games! More video games! And even more video games! Don't worry-- there's plenty of video games to go around. Be careful with your wallet this summer, steam is trying to steal it.

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Islands of Love

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Did you miss us babe like we've been gone 4eva and its been like totally awesome getting to know you but we gotta like keep our options open of course... If you've watched Avatar: The Last Airbender, then this is the episode for you because its mentioned once and then never again :( In between that there's book talk and surprise gym gods to fear in this episode of Mindless Prattle!

Mindless Moving Floors

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 16:53:00 GMT

Is it really that time of the week again where the walls stir and the floors move? Buckle up and take your glasses with ya because we have another righteous episode of Mindless Prattle to take your socks from one Pavlovian bell to another in this fun house of episodes!

Mindless 12th Child

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 16:54:00 GMT

Set em up and pop em out for some free daycare and additional hands around the house! Why else would you keep going after the first few? Whether you're a long time popper or new to the rodeo, there's plenty coming out this episode of Mindless Prattle!

Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Thousand Yard Stare

Mon, 26 May 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Don't get lost in the abyss just yet, we here at the Prattles that Mindless have a very saturated episode to bring your ears with such delight and merriment as ever seen sometimes not before! Prepare to see the depths of video game and soul as Ripley journeys through the passage of the office and her own mind.

Mindless Soul Queens

Mon, 19 May 2025 16:54:00 GMT

Its one day from the eververse and three days past vow season here on Mindless Prattle so if you haven't done so already, take back the receipts and grab your law suits just to glide on in to the latest episode in season 3!

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Expeditions

Mon, 12 May 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Set forth into the great unknown with Ripley and Jordon as they once more forget the plot and the intro. Brave uncharted paint brushes and air fried crabs lightly seasoned and ready to freeze. There's missing adventures and rogue like battles on the horizon so strap in for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

Mindless Faires

Mon, 05 May 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Get yonder to days of olden with tales from the plighted and insane! Whether looking for whales or finding some red bees, the faire is a place of wonder and enchantment with the added conundrum of not allowing deodorant for some reason. Outside does not make it better, only the mead can drown out the Vikings taking all the steins and lifting all the weights!

Mindless Limp Noodles

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Don't get your pasta in a bunch, get that Mindless action in before you get blue noodles of limpness. We have a bit of extra pasta water to share but only for your ears. Possibly your eye slits if you look left in places. Don't mind us though, its been a rigid week of stiff squirts and pumps that brought us all together in a Mindless Prattle.

Mindless Washy Washy Wolf Spider

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 16:50:00 GMT

There's time yet to save at the local pet wash and home event this week only or possibly next week also but besides that it's Mindless Prattle! When all the floors are dirty, don't move that duffel bag, simply sit next to your friend in the stall and narrate to yourself the number of flushes needed per wolf spider.

Mindless Mini Pigs

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 16:50:00 GMT

It's open season on mini pigs in the eye of the pirate Ripley, scourge of the nine seas! Sail through the open waters of this episode of MP with a hefty price to be paid... about 30minutes of yer listening. We plundered the depths to find some working audio without catching the stranger with a gun to your heads attention so no need to be afraid of the cast herein!

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Dinosaurs

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 16:50:00 GMT

It's time to take the high road out of your nightmares and into a fresh set of memories that won't last as we venture into this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Where did the aliens take the dinosaurs? Why do so many fourth graders want to fight Ripley? How many will make it to the final four?

*If this episode sounds off its because our main audio got corrupted so we had to use the backup audio this week.

Mindless Ducks

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 16:50:00 GMT

It's the show where the endless Prattle and the Mindless sing, that favorite zing that rings true with ducks a plenty that's right its the folks at Mindless Prattle giving you the Christmas watchings you need! If you've seen Santa or just have a new video game to attend to, this is the place for your ears to stop off before they continue on their journey!

Mindless Cabbage

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Its heavy lettuce season once again and as the weight of the inevitable third cat goes out the window with dreams comes another saga of epic Mindlessness from the Prattlers that sit each week with their own demons. Happy St. Patrick's day Mindless family!

Mindless Axes

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 16:50:00 GMT

Its axes covered in Lowes blood this week as the hatchets fall on another episode of your favoritest Mindless Prattlers! They're back like majestic dolphins to bring you tales of money, space, and the realization of new space colonization games might just be for you.

Mindless Death Inside

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 17:50:00 GMT

It is what it is. Percentages are going up, cities are going away, NASA has some rocks in space that are coming for us. But until all that its this week's episode of Mindless Prattle with your favorite hosts and their grand gestures of pretending to keep it together and have it figured out! Keep on trying and as Ripley always says, wamsickle magic popcorn times ahead!

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Super Diamonds

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 11:50:00 GMT

Have you heard of the new diamond that just dropped? I hear its free of slave labor and everything what with them crazy scientists always advancing society and whatnot. Join the Mindless hosts this week as they goes through the age old question, which came first, the birds or the plants. There's even a surprise appearance from a mystical creature on this one!

Mindless Chocolate Sprayer

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 11:50:00 GMT

Its that lovely chocolatey time of year when Valentines day has come and gone and loneliness is in the chocolates! Don't spray the gym just yet though, we've still got this brand new episode of Mindless Prattle for your ears only, only one person at a time listen... Anyway you slice it there's a few hundred year old murders to solve and trucks to park!

Check out the video portion only on YouTube posted every Tuesday and as always if you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Videos

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 17:50:00 GMT

It's the brand new start of season 3 with all new faces and tales abound! Dive through and climb under for the tales you love from the Mindless hosts as they delve into the much anticipated completion of Ripley's book, how to look afool with pizza, where the old elevators live, and the random laughs that always follow!

We're incredibly excited to kick off season 3 with the addition of a recording of all the Mindless faces that Jordon and Ripley have to offer! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Throwbacks

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 17:50:00 GMT

Its already here, that magical time of year when we look back and acknowledge some of the things that made us laugh along the way. Join in as the Mindless peeps go through some of their favorite clips both in and out of context from the first 100 episodes and of course get side-tracked along the way.

Its been an incredible first 100 episodes and if you've made it this far thank you for coming along this journey with us! We'll be back on 03 February, 2025 for Season 3 but until then you've got another 99 episodes to relisten to on your drive across the country. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you in Season 3!

Mindless Thiccness

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 17:50:00 GMT

It's time to sit down and think about the perfect description for your fantasy appendages as Ripley often does. We're one step closer to a new year and that means one more list of self improvement for the new year to later ignore and go get tacos anyway. This episode is brought to you by Ripley and her book, its got a title and everything! Don't wait forever for your fries, just eat them in public so everyone can see you in the parking lot.

Happy New Year from the Mindless family, stay safe and we'll see you in 2025! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless "Winks"

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 17:50:00 GMT

Don't throw out all the scrabble words yet cause we've got some to throw at you this holiday season! That's right its Mindless and her sidekick Prattle back at it again before that special time of year where snapchat makes a reappearance and the test for rabies are deadly. So get your baby pig pardon on and rear against the seasonal affective disorder once more!

Happy Holidays from the Mindless peeps, we appreciate you stopping by! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Games

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 17:50:00 GMT

There were games last week and now we know of new games this week. Crazy how time be workin like that. We've only seen the bad ending to The Witcher 3 so we're even more excited about the fourth one and no we don't mind that its about Ciri. If you played Astros Playroom religiously maybe you know what the full game was about. Don't miss out on Ripley's Texas sized Yeehaw in this one folks.

It's the time of year where the Mindless be Prattlin and if you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. As always we appreciate you joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless CEOs

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 17:50:00 GMT

Its the season of the CEO on Mindless Prattle where the hosts choose to be a ghost and the age old choice of Twilight fans gets answered on behalf of the Italian Mafia. Print out success and plastic as Ripley journeys through the joy of owning a 3D printer and the would you rather questions that come with a price.

Happy Holidays from the Mindless Team! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Wolves

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 17:50:00 GMT

There be wolves this holiday season and if there's anything I possibly know about wolves its foxes jackal wolves but which wolves can jackal foxes. If a fox screams for a lot of reasons did it really scream at all? Give the gift of psychology this season as Ripley and Jordon dive through the best practices in gift giving and surprisingly its not a lump of coal for everyone who has ever wronged you!

Happy Holidays from all of us at Mindless Prattle! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Mindless Dark Romance

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 17:50:00 GMT

When you go shooting for the first time, don't let it be with the Grim Reaper's baby. Instead move to Italy for a Euro and do some Egyptian Psychedelics while six monkeys still roam free! Take a trip through the dark romance fantasy compared to a tv show in this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

As always if you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Red Cups

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 17:50:00 GMT

There's monkeys loose in South Carolina and based on the laughs in this episode a couple might be in the MP studio. If you didn't get your red cup last week, I hear the best solution is to yell at the baristas because they're definitely holding the best red cups for the most determined customers who demand one from the managers... But if not as always be on the lookout for bears because the chance that they open your car door and scratch you is low but never zero!

Live Bear Video!

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Mindless Victoria

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 17:50:00 GMT

Yes it's that time of year once more, the time when podcasts turn holidays and the stories turn to Victoria of wall street. Ripley's got some real facts of a doozy this week as she dives into her latest obsession and recommendations for new TV show ideas. Don't worry, you're not the only one who thinks serving sizes are too small. Get yourself some shoe bling this year with croc accessories to show everyone else just how much better you are on this week of Mindless Prattles!

If you've got a sense of optimism about the future because you were around in the 90's or want to hear more in general head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Y2K Again

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 17:50:00 GMT

There's new logos and the inevitable expansion of territory all bundled up on this week of Mindless Prattle, your favorite casting of the pods where Ripley and Jordon explore the depths of the horrors in the hotel room next door, the ability to time travel, and the human race procrastinating the solution to Y2K.

Mindless AI Tools

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 16:50:01 GMT

Get your F money out cause we on a rampage quest for which fish is the most animal and why SHERLOC has old life. No AI in this episode, probably, as we explore the world of wholesome science news about the blob fish face, the untimely demise of team Blue, and the dangers of the online Blox community. Its Mindless Prattle back from a new studio so put on your ears and find a chair!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com and leave us a review or send us a message. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Thanatoast

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Don't let yourself become Thanatoast, listen in to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! The loneliness is not alone, at least in Japan where they got one of them Ministers of Loneliness to help the public during tough times. We used to have the scientists with all the money and now we have the ice planet we live on!

Mindless Science

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 16:50:00 GMT

There's E Coli in the water and Hydrogen in the cars but with the future of protein structures secured there's no shortage of satellites from Northwood. If nothing else alarmo could be the way to go for your morning wake up needs, either that or the new alien game coming out. In any case this is the Prattle that goes on endlessly for at least another week.

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. We had a blast and hope you do too. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more of Ripley's mindless adventures.

Mindless Oranges

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 16:50:00 GMT

If you're in the wake of Hurricane Milton, i.e. Florida, leave before it gets there! Which came first, the fruit or the intoxicated ants? Depends on if you happen to be in Costa Rica or a bird I suppose. Don't pay the wrong bank and always ensure you have awareness of any unexploded ordinance in your area as Ripley leads us through another fruit fly brain of an episode of Mindless Prattle!

Mindless Pregnancy Brain

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Its complicated when the brain shrinks and all the memories go bye bye. Luckily we have the mighty Ripley to explain it all away for us. She promises equal scares for all under her reign and no children allowed during spooky season so don't forget to get out and vote in your local election for spookiest caster! If you do forget no need to worry, it's probably just your brain shrinking from pregnancy...

Mindless Breathing

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 16:50:00 GMT

If you've ever slept in the dark this might be the episode for you. We've got breathing and water and sometimes both but most of all there are video games to live in and then there are video games to LIVE in... You choose on this week of Ripley asks a question that we don't have the answer to but the show must go on and this is a really long title for a show! It be Mindless Prattle in all its glory if you must know!

Mindless Ice Adventures

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 16:50:00 GMT

In this frosty episode, we dive into the world's most pressing mysteries—like why grain silos are scarier than quicksand, and why ice is secretly the ultimate villain. Brace yourself for tales of ice derbies, catastrophic cat videos from space, and why the apocalypse is really just an elaborate scheme to take all our ice cubes. We'll also investigate the unsolved mystery of why playing the piano is harder than doing taxes, and how Jordon has been hiding his musical genius.

Plus, science is cool, dark oxygen is real (probably), and once you hear about "Once Human," you’ll wish you hadn’t. Also, getting hit by ice really does hurt—ask our intern. Tune in as we unravel the chilling truth behind frozen water and why grain silos might be plotting something even more sinister. You don't want to miss this icy cold adventure!

Mindless Condescension

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 16:51:00 GMT

This week, we have a feast for your ears as we discuss wild things such as people who are bad at driving and the proper way to build a pc. Jordon has some adventures at the bar and Ripley gets major FOMO. We've got all that and more on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.

Mindless Gym Moms

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Do you enjoy thermometers being injected into your anus? What about valuing the gym over your child's comfort? No? Well, if that doesn't do it for you then we also have plenty of space facts and discussions about cool new games coming to a screen near you. If you're still not convinced then maybe you will enjoy the riveting tale of the spy whale. That's your mindless prattle for the week :)

Mindless Galloping Crocs

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 15:50:00 GMT

Hello Mindless Peeps. This week we have a true treat for your ears. You can learn all about casual alcoholism, galloping crocodiles, and so much more! Catch Jordon being annoying and Ripley being hopped up on coffee. If that's not enough, we discuss some facts that will wow your ears.

Mindless Pool Bees

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 16:50:00 GMT

The Mexican Siri is here to help your ears digest the latest episode of Mindless Prattle! She goes in depth this week on the aspects of stilts versus spreaders and how to know which one is which. Find out how to paint your Xbox holes. Get an extra soul mate who will defend you from bees at the local pool. Get in love with Fall for the low price of a pumpkin and a printer and always remember, Manatees are greater than dolphins.

Mindless Gamer Scores

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Hello our mindless brethren! This week we've got a whole bunch of fun for you such as the tiktok censorship algorithm, the insidiousness of AI art, and if Redfall still sucks (it does). Do you care about your gamer score and the whole-ness of numbers? What about the sadness of What Remains of Edith Finch?

If you've ever witnessed a woman being terrible to video game characters, please call our hotline. It's staffed exclusively by prison geese.

Mindless Disturbances

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 17:29:00 GMT

Hello Mindless Peeps! (TW for this episode: we discuss a case of black children being enslaved by their white adoptive parents. If this is too much for you, please skip this episode and we will see you next week instead.)

We are back with another episode of things that will amaze and shock you. Learn about the end of gaming magazines as we know it and why English linguistics hurts the brain. Not so friendly reminder that slavery is bad and wrong and shouldn't exist, but high speed trains definitely should. We'll also explain why charging cables suck so much and much much more!

Mindless Hoarding

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 00:55:51 GMT

Is the episode late or are we early for next week? Take all your things and understand what it is to hoard with us as we explore the latest quiz we didn't want to know the answers to. There's dumpster trucks full of snacks and a mild Halloween in Japan just waiting for more souls to cling onto but don't you fret none because there's a microtransaction right behind it to fuel our galactic overlords pockets! And if that wasn't enough there's also this episode of Mindless Prattle that you can have all to yourself!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Alien Fish

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 15:50:00 GMT

Hello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien of the seas. Deep dive in with us this week and let us know if you like the show!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Problems

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Do you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discuss that suffocation is bad for you. The creme de la creme of this week is Jordon's reasoning for why hurricane names just aren't scary enough.

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Independence Days

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Be perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bedroom with consent geez. Anyway what was I saying... Oh right, its episode 74 of Mindless Prattle as we boldly go into July during this the year of oh my gosh why is it so hot its only eight in the morning please let me back inside!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Mistakes

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Hold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have.

(side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but the country recognizes 26 different languages. When editing this episode, Ripley did some research and decided to add this correction. :) )

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Mindless Last Rites

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 17:20:42 GMT

Hold off on second puberty for a bit cause it's time for more Mindless Prattle in your not so innocent ears. Shout out to the Chaplains for their input on the implementation of last rites and when not to use them! This week we dug up some old news and compared movies to their better book counterparts, had some mint with some lamb, registered a ship in Nassau, discussed why new hobbies are terrifying, and sang about how easy it is to break a cold brew machine.

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Horrors of The Abyss

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Ever a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfolding around him but nevertheless we got the Mindless stories for you and the pee hands on another incredible installment of Mindless Prattle!!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Cruise Ship

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 18:16:17 GMT

Its all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Wilderness Delusions

Mon, 27 May 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Welcome back to Mindless Prattle where we share with you all of our delusions about how to survive in the wilderness, the intense dislike Ripley has for fun (sky-diving), and all about surviving your first baby mama. Don't worry, you also get to hear Ripley's weird OCD tendencies and stuff you probably didn't wanna know. We've got all that and more this week so ready your ears and buckle in for another great episode.

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Compliments

Mon, 20 May 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Ready your ears for all the coughs and laughter you can handle. This week we tackle the hard stuff like tanning in a drive thru, how to compliment people, and Ripley's vengeful nature. Don't worry-- there's some wedding talk and discussions on upcoming games and why people get mad about diversity too.

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Fallout

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Get the chihuahua shake under control for this Fallout inducing, Taylor Swift loving, slow water watching, autistic quiz taking, read ahead or count ahead in class, cute little snail watching, random thought weilding rock em sock em episode of Mindless Prattle specifically prepared for your ears! Yes thats right no you didn't get a single period in that description, if the entertainment never stops then neither do our sentences... Except maybe that last one and this one that we've made an exception for at Ripley's request.

Mindless Pain

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Its all pain all the time on this weekly installment of Mindless Prattle! Join us as we discuss what it's like to start a new dental treatment plan that Ripley definitely maybe sorta told me about ahead of time and then gloated about it. Either way its gonna be a doozy of a week for the eating club!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Car Accidents

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Dive deep with the knowledge of what's rude at work, the various methods of killing people for science that have transpired throughout the world, a little dabble into the world of self-experimentation, the new farm types that have all the chicken lovers in a craze, trying to romance a wizard, a quick take on the live action One Piece, a friendly reminder to not be a pedophile, how to drive away from a car accident, the intricacies and hardships of writing a bestselling novel, and a quick reminder to not have run on sentences in your descriptions. Sounds like a good recipe for a new episode of Mindless Prattle so stay tuned for all of the above to be thrust at you in a fashion some would consider to be organized chaos!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Math

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 16:50:00 GMT

It is that time of a week again where the words come from the device and travel through vibrations into your ears so you may interpret the sounds as they have been defined in the English language. But enough politics, we have some small jars that are only good for alcohol and a new RPG dress up game that's sure to delight (as long as you read slow enough to absorb the story and you do not expect the story to make sense), we narrowly avoided having spoilers for Dune Part II and we did the conversation in Spanish at a local gas station and if all that is not good enough for Mindless Prattle, we also have math.

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Nuggets

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:50:00 GMT

Don't let your migraines damage your movie continuity too much this week as we have a whole nugget filled adventure in store for you! Get your sugar parents wallet out, sit back, and go on a shopping spree with your favorite Mindless crew Prattling on in your ear. We even make dinosaur sounds. If your hair stylist ever asks for lunch recommendations remember, all the Pringles' cans are the same! Whether its for a school project or just to pass the time, this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle will leave you wondering just how big is dragon?

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless City Lights

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 02:34:25 GMT

Is that a special late episode or just the version that had to be rerecorded due to audio issues??? In either case we bring you this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we talk about the most efficient way to keep your captured children and dogs comfortable in their cages, the apparently gorgeous cast of Dune Part II, our live action tattoo ideas, and the importance of enjoying the journey of possibly losing the one you love to another man of greater prestige within the noble ranks. Don't let the city lights of another planet stop you from stopping on by and giving a listen to your weekly dose of Mindless Prattle!

If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Mindless Bridges

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 17:50:00 GMT

Don't drop your socks off at the cleaners just yet, its the first unedited episode of Mindless Prattle where we bring you Ripley's thoughts raw and in the headphones. Get ready to practice your squats for the history of childbirth, a lesson on royal lines, the how to guide on chastising squirrels and the exciting make believe world of courtship in England. Don't forget your weekly dose of cat stories and you've got yourself this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.

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Mindless Worms

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 17:50:00 GMT

Wriggle and worm your way on in to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we discuss only the finest of imports such as which is the ruling class of fruit, why is the taste of green, and getting your card buggy asked for at the local grocery store. Don't be a big cog in the machine, this week be a little cog and challenge the types of orange chicken they serve you! Get on your nice perfume before you go for a haircut and as always, don't forget to charge your cats GPS before it goes out so it doesn't get lost!

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Mindless MFA

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 17:50:00 GMT

Ever been given so many tasks in a week that your hobbies take a backset by default? If so you must be this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Don't let the length disappoint you there's still tons of fun to be had and some people have to learn to work with what they've got! From the new MFA course to the lovingly partially deaf meat counter attendants this weeks stuffed with all sorts for the imagination of most ages!

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Mindless Season 2

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 17:50:00 GMT

We back for another season of thoughts misconstrued and ill-conceived at all manner of times throughout the brain. Don't get wrapped up in the Games just yet, first learn about the Snow and why Big Gulps on the floor just have a better flavor than the rest. The world kicked had a rockin new year celebration with an explosion in South Korea, an earthquake in Japan, and plane parts falling from the sky and just as a reminder, birds. Make all your decisions through staring contests this year and always as we dive into another exciting season of Mindless Prattle!!

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Mindless Christmas

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 17:50:00 GMT

It's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you can enjoy all them new games that don't follow traditional game scale. A special shoutout to GondorsFinestHufflepuff for publishing a fan fic for Sleep Token which you can find here: Abyssal Reverie. And lastly, it's always good to remember, you can't spell homeowner without Meow! Happy Holidays from our Mindless House to yours!

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Mindless Cults

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Its the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants. We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout for Ripley's new book, rumored to come out Feb 2024. In the meantime, enjoy this hodgepodge of talkings to about the wild world of French cults and the newest laws about porn!

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Mindless Trash

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Theres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken fridge in stock for all our military dependas out there!

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Mindless Doctors & Trees

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 17:50:00 GMT

It's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December and the Mindless crew is here to spread sickness and joy to all the beloved Prattlers.

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Mindless Beef Witt

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 17:50:00 GMT

The Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful time management skills, had to cut this week's episode a little bit short but that doesn't stop the thoughts from flowing freely from their word jumblers straight toy our ears!

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Mindless Grandma Eyes

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Don't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plague; Why are cats apart of which culture; and more incredible tales of animals adapting to frighten your ears!

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Mindless Rice

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Don't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your alien p**n in public but don't let that stop you from having a good time. Get your clumps and your tufts together for the grand showing of the not so out of the ordinary episode featuring a Ripley that's desperately trying to stave off sleep deprivation after an entire day of adulting and a Jordon that's still trying to pick up what's left of the rice!

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Mindless Doors

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Ever been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a podcast episode description? Don't worry, we're your friendly neighborhood Mindless Prattle and we're here to bring you relatable stories that may or may not be mentioned above! Don't breakup with your partner in Starbucks just yet, take a listen to this week's episode first to get inspiration on how it's properly done but maybe don't do it like the staircase guy...

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Mindless Weddings

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 16:50:00 GMT

We brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fog Grey Tea Grande that We've been hearing so much about because the Earl is from London! Whether it's a baby spider or a baby with a new cup, Mindless Prattle has what your ears need this week.

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Mindless Horror Movies

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Don't get depressed from what happens in Act II, the mosquitos are back and so are the black bears in this week's Texas edition of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's making delicious delicious pot roast this week and wants to share it with the world. Before she can though we distract her with all the scary movies we can think of to throw her into the Halloween spirit including your childhood favorites like movies that weren't actually children's movies, you just watched them because they're animated. All that and more and it's not even Halloween yet!

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Mindless Post-it Man

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Whether you're blessed with creative hands or cursed with creative brain you can feel welcome on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! Butter them buns however you feel comfortable, dont forget the pickles and hot sauce as we make only the healthiest of examples in dietary choices. You can even bring us along as you mess around in stores with your friends as long as you don't spill the mashed potatoes you just bought causing you to eat four helpings and ignoring your leftover chinese food. Whatever flavors you're into we probably have some of them!

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Mindless Dragon Riders

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 00:50:00 GMT

Don't anger skynet more than you have to this week as we tackle the big issues like the latest Assassins Creed, Fourth Wing, and Spray on Shoes. Theres a mosquito flying about as we reforge all the memories we have about our name tags for work and our trips across the pond. The hosts of Mindless Prattle are gearing up this week for their long days and number 2's. Don't miss out on this weeks episode and be sure to bring along your pumpkin bread for the ride!

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Mindless Annoyances

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Theres a hot new reality show on Ripley's mind this week that you don't want to miss out on, bring your mom along and buckle up for the story of the week that'll be sure to massage your big brain muscles. There's no statute of limitations on listening to these Prattles as we go through the life expectancy abroad, your favorite Happy Meal toys, and all the annoying things that Ripley and Jordon do to each other. Whether you're Leo rising and a Cancer moon or whatever the exact opposite of that happens to be, we've got Prattles for all ages on this week’s episode of Mindless Prattle!

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Mindless AI Chats

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 16:50:01 GMT

We took the easy road this week and have Chat GPT write the script for our Prattles. Turns out it's as easy as a Japanese vending machine or stalking your wife online... (not that we would ever do that). Give us your ears and your near-death experiences as we dive into the Roman empire and their wonderful techniques for teeth whitening! Look at them aliens from Mexico with us as we learn how to form opinions without absolute certainty. We contribute just the right amount toward the destruction of humanity this week so be sure to listen in on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle!

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Mindless Wands and Rods

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Get out your brand new wands and rods so we can attach some new heads to them with the checkout guy. And if you're not comfortable with that get your cat to pop a balloon and get your friend to order food while they're high. You're in for a treat this week as humanity looks to the stars, specifically K218B, (and maybe some starfield talk). We visited the gas station at 4 am so you didn't have to but that doesn't mean we can't talk about the emotions of Ripley's favorite show! Wherever you listen you're sure to have a good time with, D. All of the above on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

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Mindless Comedians

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Stuck at burning man 2023? Unable to get a haircut without waiting around for a few hours first? Ever witness the horrors of nonconsensual hugging? If yes or even maybe, come bar hopping with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's got the update and possible conclusion to her favorite record. Jordon wakes up to the smell of smoke and the ever vigilant fire sentry. Both Mindless people got personal with some late night stand up comedians, but neither were chosen over the $7000 dog.

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Mindless Hallucinations

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 16:50:00 GMT

We're back from our unexpected midseason midsickness break with a ton of stories for your weary ears! From being sick and staying home to being sick and driving through hallucinations, we done seen some stuff this week 4 sure. Eat your one chip challenge in peace while you take an involuntary milk bath because its time for more Mindless Prattle with Ripley and Jordon! There's so much to listen to this week we wouldn't blame you if you listened to it twice!

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Mindless Birthdays

Sun, 06 Aug 2023 16:50:00 GMT

You bring the Mindless and we'll bring the Prattle to this weeks nonstop rollercoaster of a hangover recording. It's Ripley's Birthday and what better way to celebrate than to record her favorite podcast for her favorite Mindless Prattlers. The world may be dying but that won't stop us from scarring gas station employees for life because as we all know, "Time passes through me differently" Take out your best internet plan and saddle up with your best fish accent as we go through some sad video games with good messages and discuss the Sun "Bears" in China.

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Mindless Pumps

Sun, 30 Jul 2023 16:50:00 GMT

The reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season of Futurama! We've got more than enough average height to go around, we've even got tales of donkeys and the never ending mystery of how some people passed their driver's license test.

For all the brain tickles and mindless prattles you need in your daily life, head on over to mindlessprattle.com for your one stop shop. For all the latest news and extra tidbits from the show be sure to check us out @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine or over at kick.com/ripleyshaine.

Mindless Cannibalism

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Call the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the perfect distraction in the form of another Mindless episode of MP! Embrace your inner cannibal and find hope within the arms of your favorite podcast this week as we go through all the top stories from Cocaine Sharks and the disappearances of people near cave systems to the scariness of the modern roadrunner both Lesser and Greater.

And if all that doesn't sound interesting to you, not to fear, we have many more episodes of madness to choose from! For all the latest news and extra tidbits from the show be sure to check us out @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine or over at kick.com/ripleyshaine.

Mindless Sandwiches

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Lend us your ear holes for another transcredible exploit of Mindless Prattle! This week in the universe: Grading your server in a clandestine manner. Bleeding for a quick haircut then standing outside for over an hour and a half to get your favorite sandwich. Wanting a tall blonde. What its like to be a wizard with a big wand. Only doing drugs in your private time. The thrill of stealing chips from unsuspecting roommates. All that and a little more on our journey around the Mindless happenings we had this week.

If you liked this episode be sure to share us with a friend and don't forget to follow us around the web @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for all the latest news and mindless thoughts we have!

Mindless Business Ventures

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 16:50:00 GMT

If you've ever tried to ask for water at the Bucks without a name but the cashier isn't allowed to think for themselves because they're a corporate slave then stop on in here with your ears for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! With all the inflation going on in stores come on over to MP. we've got traffic and submarines on sale right next to our business ventures and sparkling water all at the low low price of a few minutes of your time.

If you liked what you heard through your ear holes this week, good news! We're here every Sunday with more wacky stories and scenarios. Check out all our previous episodes on MindlessPrattle.com or over on Twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine.

Mindless Reincarnation

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Its mindless thoughts back to back this week as we go through RIpley's thoughts on the moon crashing, the civil war in Russia, the Las Vegas aliens, and the curse of being conscious. This week we take a look at why there was peanut butter in the coffee and the terrifying reality of having a smart house that you really don't control (O.O). The collapse of the modern age may be upon us but that won't stop us from Prattling on with all our thoughts from Frozen to Elijah Woods' wigs.

As always we appreciate your support on all things Mindless. If you want to see more be sure to follow @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for all the wacky announcements and events going on!

Mindless Games and Lists

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 16:50:00 GMT

From down in the depths of the Amazon to Disney's big screen and all the video games in between. It's chaos on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle as we discuss the intricacies of drying out your Sims the most effective way possible, the making of the second Gollum video game, and the importance of reading labels before you drink random lemonades. Its far from perfect but give your ears the chance to listen in on some Disney rankings this time around from princes to villians. Of course it wouldn't be an episode of MP if we didn't talk about the Brazilian Penis Snake, and the fact that it's not even a snake!

Check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

Mindless Fuzzy Eyes

Sun, 07 May 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Let your eyes go fuzzy as you gaze upon this weeks episode featuring the highlights from every installation of Alien alongside the every present gaming news from your two favorite hosts. Get out you new credit card offers and rejoice over new tattoos and bug fixes from 2012 in the latest installment of Mindless Prattle!

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Mindless Swifties

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Only real Swifities at Houston Night One! Find yourself immersed in the Mindless ramblings of Ripley and Jordon as they go over what happens when you have thousands of screaming fans and teenagers who lose their phones. We got lots of video game news this week from Alchohol in the Assassin's Creed Universe to buying $2000 worth of Destiny cheats. Swing on through and enjoy this weeks showing of Mindless Prattle!

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Mindless Wapadd and WANGLEs

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Mindless Prattle brings you the weekly adventures of JDARM this week as they go through gay bars, Wapadds, and the wonderful city of WANGLE. Don't post secret documents on your Minecraft server this week if you don't want to be a prisoner on Mars with only a PS4 and some board games to keep you from going insane. I'll choose option D, all of the above for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

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Mindless Easter

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 16:50:00 GMT

Has Discord ended your friendship over a peanut butter and pickle sandwich? Have you scrounged for food on free for all night? Did you read your monthly fill of fairy smut? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have listened to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Kavaki909 returns just in time for Easter as we discuss the reality that is The Bee Movie. You won't want to miss this weeks chaos so grab a pop tart, a hot pocket, and whatever else you've got lying around for your weekly dose of Mindless Prattle!

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Mindless Soda Adultery

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 16:50:00 GMT

There's crafting, then there's Minecrafting. Get up in here with your ears and find out what its like to be sued by your dentist, how to reply to spam emails, understanding the feeling of cheating on your favorite soda, and the difficulties of getting past page 11 of your hit new book. But wait there's more! We also have job hopping adventures and the importance of a soup only diet on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

Mindless Farfignugen

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 17:50:00 GMT

There's no shortage of farfig or nugen this week on Mindless Prattle as we discuss the importance of knowing whats Swiftie and whats Shakespeare. Follow along this week for us falling in the shower, grabbing an ice cold soda outside the gym, and of course vaping while masturbating.

Mindless Plagiarism

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Its that time of the week where we Prattle on about the time we spent stealing code, watching people throw up out of moving cars, the various levels of getting a ceiling fixed, and as always, the annoyances of people who don't know how to drive.

Mindless Yodeling

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Are you a fan of walruses, shopping adventures, real time video games, misleading makeup terms, and most of all YODELING?? Stop on by for this weeks adventures thats sure to leave you in our natural state, confusion.

Mindless Hijinks

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Fun stories aplenty from the shores of the car service center and the hard pumping of syrups flying everywhere (watch out) all the way to the isles of Ripley's cure for blindness. Whatever your fancy we've got the laughs here for you!

The Mindless Moving Adventure

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:50:00 GMT

Crazy times this week, grab hold as we talk about the exciting adventure of moving, getting locked out of cars and the wonders of customer service experiences. Chipmunk makes her signature appearance and theres a new niece in town as we work through the never ending podcast problems!

A Mindless New Family Member

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 17:50:00 GMT

This week we get a new family member, listen in to meet Chipmunk! In between the distractions of the new addition join in as we talk about some of our weekly complaints, the invention of hats, Ripley's public bathroom experiences, and a fun selection of would you rather questions! Also check out @GrimCurriculum for a great podcast about crime and creepy stories.

The Mindless New Year

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 21:10:43 GMT

Hop into the new year with Ripley and Jordon as they test out their new software to discuss the Bermuda Triangle solution, the best way to test for water leaks, the cause of their bad luck for the past few weeks (Ripley), and the great joys of traveling during the holidays!

The Mindless Mic Problems

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 18:00:00 GMT

This week we battle the ongoing mic problems that only plague us when its time to record. In between the ups and downs of our technology tune in as we discuss what Christmas injuries we got this year with our gifts, the continuous effort to close Walmart through stealing, the various sniffles that come with the cold weather, and our thoughts on Avatar: The Way of Water!

A Mindless Beginning

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 14:35:54 GMT

Get to know a little more about the hosts of Mindless Prattle in this debut episode where the chaos starts off strong. This week we talk about injecting coffee, Starbucks customers and the secret patsy position, the various robot voices of our lives, how getting gas at 3AM works, and random facts for your ears to enjoy.